macrohead

The boy sings "Snap back to reality, oop there goes gravity....." Little does he know, his small town is about to change. It's a small town called Smackadatjunk right off I-70. The young boys name is Stinkystones MacroHead. He goes to school at George Jefferson Elementary, but today he's not going to school.

Suddenly out of the sky, David Hasselhoff flies from the planet Jupiter. He lets loose a big ripper sound and people are knocked to their backs. He sings aloud and broccoli shoots from his nose. The children run away, screaming and singing, "Hooked on a feeling".

Jump back to yesterday, Stinkystones MacroHead is building a model rocket equipped with nitrous oxide boosters and broccoli repelling missile blaster boogers. He sings to himself, "I got you babe, doo doo, doo doo........"

Flash forward to the David Hasselhoff attack. Stinkystones lets one rip in retaliation. He then launches his rocket. A brocolli missile launches, we'll just call them Veal Picatta for short, because broccoli repelling missile blaster boogers is pretty long. So Stinkystones launches his Veal Picatta at David. David is forced to the ground and is then banished to a life of singing John Tesh covers.

(Camera pans out, then explodes)

(That last line wasn't mine.)