What if ...?

There are so many good questions about life. Why does Yoda say "you are not yet ready to face Vader. More training do you need!" in Empire and then when Luke comes back for more training in "Jedi" he says "face Vader again, you must!". What kind of pointless trip did Luke just make? And how did people prove they were Jedis before Darth Vader was around?

And also, I don't understand why George Lucas could think "you know what this storyline needs? More kissing between Leia and Luke." But then, he thinks "hmm Luke and Leia plus Han - there are too many. Someone should be brother and sister." Are you kidding?

And, just in case you thought "this rant has to end SOMETIME soon", I want to know WHY I am getting shown ads in the movie theater. Hello, I just paid YOU, so why are YOU getting paid AGAIN by the advertizers? Shouldn't the movie be cheaper? This works for cable TV. HBO + Showtime = more expensive because of no commercials.

Although, if you think about it, music videos are just long commercials for the artist. And we PAY to watch them by buying cable TV. So we pay, to be advertised to? This makes even less sense.

Lastly, whoever invented the Disney Channel is a genius. "We already get them to spend thousands of dollars to visit us every year - let's get them to pay more money on a monthly basis, we'll come into their homes, as giant commercials to come to visit us again!"

Anyway, sometimes I wonder "what if Bradley and Lou Dog were still around?" And then, I discover something like THIS. Nick Hexum, acapella, pretending to be Bradley. Getting confused and sticking in some Blackstreet. And some of his songs. WHY. It's SOOO good. Love it. And don't forget who found it. (Vinnie, from Paramus. Man I love that kid.) (****Due to the RIAA being haters, this is no longer available for public consumption. Please send me your email address, and perhaps you may get a nice gift in your inbox.***)