Boils my Batter!
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You know what really boils my batter? SpongeBob Squarepants!
All of you who just secretly and quietly in your heads said " Oh but I love Spongebob Squarepants yay!"... are either A.) A Toddler who just pooped his pants, B.) A girl who thinks she's cute, or C.) A guy who wants to get with the girl who thinks she's cute.
First off... Those aren't even pants. They are shorts... better yet... They are more like Capri pants. Spongebob SquareCapris' is more like it. And how old is this guy.. Apparently he's an old sponge.. because he lives ALone in a pineapple under the sea... he works at a crab resturant.. he's gotta be like like what..? 19? 20's?
And how stupid is he for being in his 20's. What kind of sponge is he anyway? The real live under water sponge? Or something I use to wipe the dirt of my sneakers type sponge? Personally he looks like a delicious cheese sponge.
You know what else boils batter? Thats there's 8.5 million people watching this effminate capri wearing stupid 20yr old sponge prance around like a sea monkey - on the regular. Just stop. Do it for me - Because.. I care about our kids and our future.
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In the end, I wouldn't be so upset if his name was CheeseBob SquareCapris.
At least he's being honest at that point.
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ty are you trying really hard to get points here
I must win.
i don't think i'm cute, but i love spongebob
Honestly.. think about it.. Of course you think you're cute.. otherwise why would you run around always yelling out " hey i'm cute"
see that? reverse phsycology. .it's a great tool.
I dont know if any of you have evern heard of it.. but it's when someone says something the opposite of what they want the other person to believe.
It's amaazing. HOO rah
Wow, somebody needs to change their poopy diaper...
yes you like changing me don't you lois.. yesss yesss you do
I think the theme song is pretty funny - "Absorbent and porous and yellow is he". Gives the kids some new vocab words. I've never watched any episodes, but I don't hate it. At least it's not a horrible children's show with all kinds of singing and "learning". Those shows are facist factories.
i've watched the show more than a few times and it's pretty funny. the animations are varied and unique. i see A LOT of tv and i say "i could have written that better." but this is one of those shows that i couldn't possibly have written because i'm not quite THAT insane. it's just a little bit of lunacy to mix up your day. AND some of the themes and jokes are pretty complex and generally would fly over a kids head. i imagine that's why a lot of adults watch the show too. i haven't seen it in a long time. i think i'm due. Patrick, Plankton, and Bob's moewing snail Gary totally crack me up.
did you see the episode where he found a jelly fish and kept it as a pet and they were dancing to ghetto music all night and having a blast? LOL
thats what i love, its SO insane. like a little world you want to get lost into.
yeah i think the writers of that show are on crack!
I don't like Spongebob. I've watched it once or twice with Malibu's little sisters a while back, and its not not-amusing but its annoying too. And all the teenagers running around with Spongebob stuff is annoying.
My sister says some of the hardcore gang guys that she sees like spongebob.
I've only seen it once or twice, but it was hilarious.
I love the bobious one and...OOPS I pooped my pants.
Good call, Di.
Captain: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you...
Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Ready?
EveryBody: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha.