Boils my Batter!
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You know what really boils my batter...?
The Academy Awards.
It boils my batter, So I dont watch it - But knowing they exist still makes me cry at night.
What is this an Academy of? Are any of these members of the Academy: teachers, professors, intelligent, have brains, are human? I don't know. You tell me. Well I really dont' care.. so just tell yourselves - maybe i'll listen though. Maybe.
Apparently though.. some people won some statues, some people didn't. Some people weigh 60lbs and look ridiculously stupid ( No offense to anyone weighing 60lbs.. but please tell your dad you're on the computer and there's bad stuff on here!).
Find out Who won the cool gold statues here!!
Why is every actress walking around with their bones showing? Thats kinda hot if you're an orthopedist.. or a bone collector..
But lets do a little graphical Demonstration:
HOT: 
NOT HOT:
P.S. No more cowboy jokes anymore right? We're done? Thanks. Cowboys are dumb anyways.. so are monkeys. But monkeys dance way better than Any cowboy i've ever seen dance. Amirite?
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yess!! Rhona Mitra!
what's the matter, you don't like sternum?
omg . ugh ugh.. they all could be so good looking
i love a girl's collarbones. sternums? nooooo.
renee zelwieger is hidiuos!.. BUT sometimes she can look decent/different/interesting.
poor poor whats her face the red head. she looks horrid.
UGH i dont like renee zelwegger....no matter how much weight she loses her cheeks are still HUGE and you cant see her eyes!
lol, exactly
I watched the show last night to see how Jon Stewart did. I liked him. Too bad the audience didn't. Of course Ben Stiller cracked me up. Same with Ferrel and Carell. Pretty funny. I love the Noir film montage introduced by Lauren Bacall [i thought she was gonna keel over]. I love Noir. I thought a lot of the wins were justified. I loved that 3-6 Mafia won for "Hard Out Here For a Pimp." I was SO rooting for them. Jon's crack, "Martin Scorcese, 0 - Oscars. 3-6 Mafia - 1." Was so great. I know why Reese got the Oscar. Because she played a now dead person in a movie! That might be true, but then you could say "Joaquin Phoenix did too and he lost to Phillip Seymour Hoffman." [deserved it. his career arc is astounding. capote looks amazing]. WELLLL, I think and I think the Academy thinks that Reese Witherspoon has peaked. That's the best she can do. I KNOW Phoenix hasn't peaked. Reese? Done! Oscar. Send her off. Anyway, pretty good show. Watched it with a few friends. Surprised it ran so late.
Commercial-wise: M. Night's American Express commercial was as creepy and abstract as I'd expect a commercial from him to be. Looked great.
yeah i have been loooking for noir films all morning to prepare for a 40's and 50's movie night!!!!!
holy crap. can i come!?
yeah! i'll let you know when it taketh place!
yeah that shyamalamalaman commercial was really cool. i only picked up like one or two references tho. probably because i haven't seen all of his movies
it was a commercial during the oscars?
it was good? what was it about..
i don't think i could watch Capote with two hours of PSH talking like that. He's an interesting dude he always plays interesting parts from what I can remember... but that voice.. no.. just NO. NO.
N.O.
no
no. no. NO. just -- no. now that i've taken time to reflect -- NO. still no. not now. no. uh-uh.
hahaha
as soon as rita and i thought something, jon stewart said it. i loved that.
because you girls are astute
I like Salma Hayek's comment on Leno the other day
her diet secret is to eat
she said somethin like "If I don't eat, I get *mean*. i may be a little bigger, but i'm nice. some of these skinny girls you talk to them and they can't even hear you because they have no nutrition!!"
hahaahah they cant hear you cause they have no nutrition, that is fabulous
so my hearing is directly related to my eating habits.
no wonder i'm deaf..
all i eat are pringles and sausages ... and the occasional pie
AHHHHHHH, this is so funnnnyyyy. I love the Hork.
oh my goodness i wanna wear the dress she wore everyday. it was so gorgeous and she looked stunning in it. just a gorgeous color.
Thanks for resizing those pics on the front. It's hard to seem like I'm working with graphics like those on my screen.
I can't believe the red headed girl that played Jim's girlfriend on The Office was nominated!
woot
amy adams or something
I would like to be on the red carpet one day.
alright, you can be my date if you want. haha
yessss... chris can design my dress