Emo eZabel is NOT
by She loves me
She loves me NOT...
She loves me
She lov.... ok... enough.
Is eZabel emo? What do you use eZabel for? Are you a anguished, torn, troubled, whiney, complaining, mad at the world, diaper wearing, emo show attending, black hair dying, turtle picture taking internet browser? Do you regular cry at random intervals during the day? Have you seen a dead squirell on the side of the road and contemplated its life? Do you watch where you walk as to avoid snuffing out a life of a lowely insect?
If you hugged yourself while sobbing and answered yes to ANY of these questions, there is a place where you can feel loved and wanted...
AND GET OFF EZABEL!
WE DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS! WE DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR POETRY! WE DONT CARE ABOUT YOU POSTING YOUR RANDOM EMO LYRICS IN MUSINGS! WE DONT WANT TO SEE PICTURES WITH YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! WE JUST DONT CARE!
Things that are too emo to post on eZabel...
- HAY GUYS ME AND MY WIFE ARE LOOKING AT THIS WAY SUPER DOOPER COOL HOWSE, LETS TALK ABOUT IT FOR 3 DAYS NOW
- OMG I COOKED THIS MEAL FOR ALL THESE PEOPLE AND MY JOB SUCKS SO I WAS LATE FOR THE DINNER AND BLAH BLAH I LOVE CHOCOLATE
- DOODES LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF SOME SNAKE IN MY FRIENDS SHOWER CLICK ON IT! DO IT!
- GUYS I HATE TV SO LET ME COMPLAIN ABOUT IT FOR 3 DAYS WHEN I LIKE TO WEAR MY SISTERS TIGHT TEE SHIRTS TO SHOW OFF MY BODY TO GHEY MENZ
- OHHH I WENT TO THIS LAKE AND WAKE BOARDED WITH SOME PEOPLE IN SOME PLACE AND BLAH BLAH I ATE ALOT AND GOT A WEDGIE OR SOMETHING
- OH YOUUUUU HOOOOO, COME SEE ME PLAY MY LAME HIPPIE EMO MUSIC ON MY WAY COOL HIPPIE GUITAR AT SOME RANDOM CLUB IN NY! WATCH ME AND MY GUITAR WEEP SOFTLY...
Are you crying now? Go ahead... its ok. I will cry with you...
nah no i wont. hippie
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27 Comments
HAHAHA!!! mike i will kill you!!
DOOOOOOOOOOD you know whats even funnier?? you're the one that posts all these chick emo lyrics yourself and wasnt it you who whined last week about wanting to hurl? YEAH like WEEEEEEEEEEE needed to know that. HA
im glad you can pick up the sarcasm dripping from my news story. Can you detect the sarcasm dripping from this comment? I dont think im laying it on thick ENOUGH...
this is the emo-est news story ever!
Stop typing in all caps, loser. Can't you see the screen through your tears?
Ok...Ian and I are lynching you tonight. LOL!
how could this happen to meeeeeee??
i've made my mistaaaaaakes
got nowhere to ruuuuun
the night goes on as i'm fading awaaaaay
i'm sick of this liiiiiiiife
i just wanna screeeeeeam
how could this happen to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
this is the HOTTEST song
i can't wait for the new system, so this song can be deleted from reality
what is this song?
anyway, i thought mike was pretty funny in this one.
mike's very funny. and that song ian posted is the worst emo song ever. it makes my skin crawl. it's said that some kid commited suicide to it.
this is great!!! mike is my ezable idol!!!
The south park emo episode is histerical
hysterical.
mike you remind me of a kid who made me throw up all over janine's lemur
right on.
I want some Taco Bell please.
Now now Kikikins
Maybe Michael has a point. People should dispense of their time in a much more valuable manner perhaps by...
Leaping around like the hippos from Disney's Fantasia to the "LAME HIPPIE EMO MUSIC" AT THE RANDOM CLUB IN NY video available upon request
If I ever get as big as those hippos, Livy my dear.....PLEEEEEEASEEEEEE don't stop me from wearing a tutu and doing that!!! FUN TIMES!!!!!
mike. you love my journals. and food. and gays.
This made me laugh out loud. Now I am terrified to post anything ever.
Dude, at least some people can actually play guitar other than being a poseur about it...