Livin on the edge

Just some random thoughts on my "To Do" list for today:

~ Why aren't wooden clogs all the rage?

~ What ever happened to Natalie Embruglia?

~ Why have I never actually seen a Yugo being driven, yet people make references to them insessantly, almost like a mantra?

~ Why do Yugo's remind me of yoga?

~ What percentage of Yugo drivers practice yoga?

~ What percentage like to eat yogurt?

~ Did Yoda practice yoga, or drive a Yugo? Because that car would be PERFECT for him.

~ Are Yugos skittle flavored?

~ Is Brandon's widows peak "infinite", by the TMBG definition?

~ Why won't people trade pogs with me anymore?

~ Is it because they are jealous of my creepy crawler collection?

~ Does anybody think that I would be good for Mission Impossible 3 or Men in Black 2? Not to act in, just to watch I mean.

~ Is anybody selling a Yugo cheap? I'm not looking to buy, but I would just like to take a peek.