Best Pick Up Line
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How about if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Is this seat taken? (With hand on empty seat prior to person sitting down)
if i die i wanna come back as ur jeans...so i can wear ur *ehem* out
how about "BEEEEEOOOOOOOO... BEEEEEEEOOOOOO... That's an ambulance. coming to take me away because the sight of you just stopped my heart."
haha that's the best one!
that scene is so funny when they are with the girls in the rooms. and the girl can hear him doing that in the other room.
nevermind! ha ha
I may not be the best looking guy or girl in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
If I had a nickel for each time I thought of you... I'd still be broke.
if i had a nickel for every time i thought of you i'd have exactly 4 dollars and 65 cents
wow you think about me that much am i supposed to feel special now?
haha... you got me, you got me there you did
well you brought it upon yourself what can i say
wait... Matt kelly thinks?
I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet. (okay okay i'll stop now)
Hey when i walked in the room.. it's only you i noticed.... CAUSE YOU'RE WHALE-ISHLY ENORMOUS
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would make U into Z and I into A so
that I could be as far from U as physically possible.
Wow... you're pants would look great on my floor. Beacuse i could carpet my whole house with them.
hahaha cut it out. people are staring at me cus im laughing so much.
Is your dad a thief ? because he should steal your personality.
All I know is "Hi I'm Ty Pham" is the only line that works on me. gets me every time.
oh yeah.. well what about " hi i'm hirschallawawa" apparently that worked better. hmph.
nooooo...giving me the rock worked better. it's all about the bling.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA i just imagined you saying that and it sounded so funny!
If I told you you had a good body, would you still care that I think you're a huge idiot?
Would you like to go back to my place for pizza and relations? No? What's
wrong, you don't like relations? Because you clearly like pizza!!!
If you were a booger... it'd be an improvement on how you look now..
I may not be friend flintsone ... but you clearly look like a neanderthal.
Take 11 roses , stand in front of a mirror and ask.. " whats wrong with this picture"
oh man ... i'm on fire... i'm killing 'em... oh man.. one more...
Hi my name is ty pham... and you have NOOOOOO chance !
oh man... i'm a huge idiot. i love it. idiots rule. nothing can be held against me... because.. i'm a huge idiot.
hahahaha, that last one has my vote.
my poll was up for like 2 days. what the heck.