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When Lefty's Rule The Planet....

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25 total votes · Aug 16, 2003 · bozo by bozo
Righty's will be forced to be come lefty. 3 votes (12.0%)
Righty's will rebel....losing miserably. 6 votes (24.0%)
Homer will have to open a "Righty's Only" general store. 16 votes (64.0%)
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skaorsk8 #1 skaorsk8OG 2002

ahhhhh i dont' see this happening any time soon.

tinser #1.1 tinserOG 2002

genetically speaking its very slim, because right handedness is dominant, and left handedness is recessive. It'd be like blue eyed people taking over the world.

(and contacts don't count)

tinser #1.1.1 tinserOG 2002

come on...that should get a "informative" highlight

ballyhoo #1.1.2 ballyhooOG 2001

I have blue eyes and Im left handed. Am completely recessive?

tinser #1.1.2.1 tinserOG 2002

haha, yeas...especially if you are blonde

bozo bozoFounder

or just act like it...

thatdarngirl #2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I think Rightys will rebel and win because everything is created for Rightys. The shifting thingy on cars is on the right side. We drive on the right side of the road. Doorknobs are on the right side of the door. AHAHAH the world is made for us.

skaorsk8 #2.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

wait...if you moved to england or australia, half your theory would be blown..

thatdarngirl #2.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Well..I'm not in England or Australia am I? What about Japan though? Cause that's where I really want to go.

skaorsk8 #2.1.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

there are no right handed bicycles in japan. at least, i don't think there are. i could be wrong.

tinser #2.2 tinserOG 2002 informative

i hate to break it to ya, but door knobs are only on the right side of the door half the time. Once you go through a right knobbed door...you must come out of a left knobbed door.

deanh77 #2.2.1 deanh77Founder

aaargh. we posted at the same time.

tinser #2.2.1.1 tinserOG 2002

haha, i beat you

deanh77 #2.3 deanh77Founder redundant

what kind of fantastic doors do you have that always have the door knob on the right? do they have hinges on both sides?

thatdarngirl #2.3.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

interesting..very very interesting.

bozo #2.4 bozoFounder

well if you read the poll.... when left's rule... everthing will be made for leftys - EVERYTHING. cept for doorknobs

omegatweeter #3 omegatweeterOG 2003

i'm lefty, but i think i'm ambidextrous. i can write with my left hand, and use scissors with my right. i eat with a spoon or fork or watever with either hand.

ballyhoo #3.1 ballyhooOG 2001

I can do the same exact thing. You arent ambidextrous. I play tennis with my right hand. I pick my nose with my right hand. Thats right, my right hand. I also make monkeys fly out of my butt, but that doesnt make me a magician. What I am trying to say is, do you like pastrami?

omegatweeter #3.1.1 omegatweeterOG 2003

oh ok, thanks for clearin that up. nice talents you got there. i love a pastrami and cheese sub

skaorsk8 #3.1.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

SHUT UP ABOUT THE CHEESE! YOU MAKE ME SICK!

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

lol wat? it gives it taste!

fivezero #3.2 fivezeroOG 2003

i can use both hands with certain things. i can bat both ways, switch hand in tennis and hockey...writing is a lil aakward, but not that awkward. shoveling food--i tend to be lefty. weird. i should look into this.

omegatweeter #3.2.1 omegatweeterOG 2003

one year, i'm gonna buy myself a notebook, and practice handwriting with my right hand like back in kindergarten days.

malibu #3.2.1.1 malibuOG 2001

vanessa always said that she wanted to be able to write with either right or left hands so she used to practice it all the time and not she can switch hit writing.

malibu #3.3 malibuOG 2001

if your right hand is dominant should your right leg and foot be dominant? because i'm right handed but i surf and snowboard in the goofy stance..

thatdarngirl #3.3.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah so do I..though I've never known you to snowboard dork.

malibu #3.3.1.1 malibuOG 2001

when vanessa shows me on her board it doens't work cuz i do it the opposite way. plus snowboarding is the same as surfing and i do that goofy style.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

The board she is using..my sisters old board..is set goofy style dork.

malibu malibuOG 2001

oh well. i guess that explains it. but i do it on surfboards too and that isn't set. its however you wanna do it and i prefer goofy.

hunkpapap #4 hunkpapapOG 2003

I'm a righty, but i bat and play golf lefty...

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