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the best worst pickup line ever

36 total votes · Oct 22, 2003 · barrytoastmen by barrytoastmen
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead? 5 votes (13.9%)
Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again. 4 votes (11.1%)
Hi my name is Matt Kelly 14 votes (38.9%)
Can I borrow a quarter? My mom told me to call when I met the man of my dreams. 1 votes (2.8%)
Someone call the police, because you just stole my heart. 2 votes (5.6%)
Umm, Do you like my man boobs? 10 votes (27.8%)
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