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In order to win Melody I must

8 total votes · Dec 18, 2003 · · · guilderbellsuck by guilderbellsuck
Give her a lifetime supply of cheeseburgers 0 votes (0.0%)
Give her a Ronald McDonald autographed baseball card 0 votes (0.0%)
Get naked and lay my body in between 2 burger buns and splatter ketchup all over myself to turn her on. 3 votes (37.5%)
Take Melody on a date to Johnny Rockets 2 votes (25.0%)
Burger King Credit Card with unlimited expense 3 votes (37.5%)
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