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Have you ever actully hit a human being with your car, or had one hit your car, whatever?

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40 total votes · Jan 22, 2004 · juicymango by juicymango
NO 28 votes (70.0%)
YES 12 votes (30.0%)
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specialk #1 specialkOG 2003

That's so weird...I'm watching Dawson's Creek, and that's exactly what just happened. Some car hit a guy who robbed Joey. WEIRD TIMING!!!!!

ilikebirds #2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i've been hit by a car twice.
and i hit a guy once

it was the funniest thing. He was just walking in front of me, basically wearing all black and i didn't see him.
So i just moved up, HIT THE SUCKA, and he goes and apologizes to ME. haha good times.

socalgal #3 socalgalOG 2003

i hit some poor little mexican that was riding his bike. it SO wasn't my fault....he came out of no where and was in front of my car...good thing i was at a stop sign and was slowly pulling out....all was ok, no one was hurt but i felt SO bad!

juicymango #3.1 juicymangoOG 2003

whoah same thing - i was at a stop sign, pulling out, and he came from the WRONG side of the road. The cops said it was his fault and told me not to worry about it. And then they asked me how my bosses were doin and how they hang out with the laywers that i work with. Haha my boss owns this city.

socalgal #3.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

so crazy huh?

See i knew your boss has connections....he's "the man" to know! lol

juicymango #4 juicymangoOG 2003

I hit a guy on a bike, well he kinda more like ran into me. Hah ha flew off the bike and hit my windshield. And then he started to walk away, and I was scared that I was gonna go to jail. So anyways, i gave him my name and phone number for some reason. I filed a police report and filed a claim with my insurance company just in case. And then like i duno 2 days later he calls me, and says, "I had to go to the hospital, so anyway maybe we can get together like for dinner and talk about this" or something like that. I gave him my insurance claim info, and said, that's all you need, we dont' need to get together, buy bye.

It's hillarious to me now, but that day, I WAS SOOOOOOO SCARED I was peeing my pants left and right.

perrin #5 perrinOG 2004

I never actually hit anyone but I did see someone get hit though. I was parked at a gas station and this guy was walking out in front of the pumps and this car pulled out and just hit him it was really messed up.

modestjesse #6 modestjesseOG 2004

I was hit by a car while riding my bike when I was about 8 or 9. I was riding on the sidewalk and there were cars parked on the street. The person was heading in the same direction as I was and there was an intersection coming up. I hopped off the curb as she made the right and nailed me. I fell off my bike and rolled then got up. She was so scared and she apologized, I just said I was ok and don't worry about it and I hopped on my bike and continued to the candy store. I was shaking the entire way there and back home. That's one candy run I'll never forget.

skaorsk8 #7 skaorsk8OG 2002

i hit a car once, i was rollerblading through the downtown part of ridgewood (it's a giant hill for those of you who don't know), so i'm skating down weaving through cars like an idiot, I get real close behind this one car, and it SLAMS on the brakes...so i SMACK into the car...so i like, kind of jump onto the sidewalk, skate into a parking lot...turn around...the car is following me...i cut through some back alleys, into a driveway, back onto the side street, and the car lost me. WHOOOSH.

modestjesse #7.1 modestjesseOG 2004

You should have jumped on the car and skated across it then got all your friends to come skate out and skate up his car. That'd be cool.

skaorsk8 #7.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

this is why i don't take advice from strangers.

malibu #7.2 malibuOG 2001

the whole weaving through cars and following them closely makes me think that you were like marty mcfly on rollerblades.

ilikebirds #8 ilikebirdsOG 2002

This reminds me , one time in 2nd grade , some kid throw a block of ice at me. so i went home and didn't want to go to school, so my dad took a baseball bat to the bus stop and wanted to beat up whoever threw the ice at me.

yodasucka #9 yodasuckaOG 2003

my friend shane got hit by 3 different cars on 3 different occasions in one year... it was hilarious...
once he was walking across the street and a car didn't stop and just slamed into him...that knocked him out for a good time and he had to go to the hospital but no major injuries
bout a month later he was in a car accident and when he got outta his car to see the damage the guy who hit him tried to speed off and Shane wasn't having that so he jumped in front of his car... but the guy didn't stop and ran over shanes foot haha that was FUNNY
and the last time he was walking towards the school in the parking lot and sum kid was pulling into a spot and just didn't stop and hit his leg... that was a rough year...

socalgal #9.1 socalgalOG 2003

moral of the story, don't walk anywhere with shane.... hahaha (kidding)

poor guy!!!

thatdarngirl #9.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

My favorite is the second time..oh hahaha sooo funny! When in a position of a hit and run..don't write down the plate number just jump infront of the car!

yodasucka #9.2.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

yea thats shane for u.. best part was i was in his car when it happened... he was SO mad! there really wasn't any damage and his foot wasn't broken... it was like a stupid little honda... so funny to see happen tho

beachbum #10 beachbumOG 2002

does it count if you hit them on purpose?

modestjesse #10.1 modestjesseOG 2004

I don't think so, I've jumped in front of my friends car a few times to roll up and over then fall to the ground.

perrin #10.1.1 perrinOG 2004

Yeah I think everyone has done that. lol

perrin #10.2 perrinOG 2004

You told me that was an accident. Are you now saying you did it on purpose? :-P

socalgal #10.3 socalgalOG 2003

depends on how bad they were annoying you

beachbum #10.3.1 beachbumOG 2002

very badly. and it wasn't a friend who jumped in front of my car. it was some jerky kid who stared me down as he sauntered across the street as i was trying to make a left turn. so i hit him in the leg to give him something to think about for next time.

socalgal #10.3.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

CLASSIC! I LUV IT!

iwz #10.3.1.2 iwz

O_O

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

you don't understand kids in keansburg. they are such punks. they all need to be run over and taught a lesson. and if i have to be the one to do it, i'm happy to oblige.

perrin perrinOG 2004

Yes those kids in the burg really need a good mowing down.

perrin #10.3.1.3 perrinOG 2004

Nice Janine you should have just added him to the collection of kids you have in your bumper.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

oh he's there.

perrin perrinOG 2004

Oh ok. NICE!

modestjesse #11 modestjesseOG 2004

My father was hit by a car and killed, to this day they never found out who did it. He was a drunk pedestrian though walking up the on ramp to route 9 in Woodbridge.

juicymango #11.1 juicymangoOG 2003

Oh my goodness, :( that's terrible

specialk #11.2 specialkOG 2003

I'm sorry Jesse. :(

modestjesse #11.2.1 modestjesseOG 2004

Its really ok, I was 4, I hardly remember him. There's always the new system. :)

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#11.3 toxicgirlOG 2003

whoa, the matter of factness is completely shocking...

modestjesse #11.3.1 modestjesseOG 2004

I didn't know the guy, my parents divorced when I was two months old, he died about 24 years ago. I don't even really think about it anymore. I just know I'll see him in the new system and I'll get to know him then. Till then I only hear what some of his friends have to say that have come into the truth.

socalgal #11.3.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

i'm sorry =(

reaf #12 reafOG 2002

i knew this was from you without evenhaving to check

rocksupastar #13 rocksupastarFounder

one time i ran into a car on my bike... turned out to be the owner of the development my family lived at... she didnt like me very much after that.

fivezero #14 fivezeroOG 2003

I obliterated a kid on a bike a couple years ago. I was headed to wlkngplygrnds place and a kid sped out in front of my 85 Chevy Citation II. he got hit, flipped up on the windshield, rolled off to the right, near the curb. i thought he was DEAD. but he just had a broken leg and a concussion. the police report and testimony from other motorists put me in the clear. funny thing, my mom and sis just so happened to be driving by and they stopped and were all like "we saw your car and the ambulance, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" but i wasn't even shaken, so i hopped back in the car and went to wlkngplygrnds. it took the guys like a half hour to believe my story. it was...unbelievable! i'll never forget that bike...erratically ghost-riding down the street. i thought i was going to jail! but it was all good tho. the kid got better.

englandkid #15 englandkidOG 2003

I almost hit someone.... I was at the hall really late one thurs night and my friend and i were going to get some food. we were each in our separate cars, and i pulled out first, so she would be behind me. just as i pulled out, this sister came out of nowhere, bending her whole body to avoid hitting my mirror. and then she just kept walking... I was so shaken up, and she didnt even say sorry or anything for being so close to my car and not making it ovbious to me she was even there.

hunkpapap #16 hunkpapapOG 2003

what about being hit by a car, does that count?

hunkpapap #17 hunkpapapOG 2003

wow, i no longer wonder why jersey insurance rates are sky high...

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