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How long is Britney Spears' Marriage going to last??

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33 total votes · Sep 20, 2004 · juicymango by juicymango
1 month or less 7 votes (21.2%)
3-6 months 12 votes (36.4%)
about a year 9 votes (27.3%)
five years or so 1 votes (3.0%)
till death 3 votes (9.1%)
More than 5 years, but no one will know who she is anymore at that point so who cares 1 votes (3.0%)
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15 Comments

sunshyne #1 sunshyneOG 2004

i voted "till death" bc thats prolly the only way the dudes gonna see any $$.

thefunkyfresh #1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

i voted till death too, but only cuz i think he's gonna end up mysteriously disappearing in a few weeks

sunshyne #1.1.1 sunshyneOG 2004

she will kill him with her poison lipstick! (as in the toxic video)

thefunkyfresh #1.1.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

doncha know that she's toxic?

thatdarngirl #1.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I voted till death..it just sounded funny.

originalsnob #2 originalsnobOG 2004

3-6 months for me. She has yet to realize he's a leech but, this will happen.

beachbum #2.1 beachbumOG 2002

i just can't understand how she hasn't figured it out yet. he is soooo gross, he just looks like he's oozing greasiness and skank. UGH. yuck.

socalgal #2.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

i think she married him because he looks a little like justin timberlake.

i luv brittney but she's really flipped.

jay79 #3 jay79OG 2001

where's the option for "who cares cause she's a dirty ho" ?

fivezero #3.1 fivezeroOG 2003

i wondered that too.

originalsnob #3.2 originalsnobOG 2004

GOOD STUFF JEN, I LUV IT Jen kix bootay!

fivezero #3.2.1 fivezeroOG 2003

uh, never type "kix" EVER again

originalsnob #3.2.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

originalsnob *kix fivezero* (5-0 learns a valuable lesson, don't taunt girls in stilettos)

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

NO! JUST...NO, DANG-IT!

rocksupastar #3.3 rocksupastarFounder

hator..... HATOR!!!

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