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How long is Britney Spears' Marriage going to last??

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33 total votes · Sep 20, 2004 · · · juicymango by juicymango
1 month or less 7 votes (21.2%)
3-6 months 12 votes (36.4%)
about a year 9 votes (27.3%)
five years or so 1 votes (3.0%)
till death 3 votes (9.1%)
More than 5 years, but no one will know who she is anymore at that point so who cares 1 votes (3.0%)
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15 Comments

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

i voted "till death" bc thats prolly the only way the dudes gonna see any $$.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i voted till death too, but only cuz i think he's gonna end up mysteriously disappearing in a few weeks

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

she will kill him with her poison lipstick! (as in the toxic video)

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

doncha know that she's toxic?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I voted till death..it just sounded funny.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

3-6 months for me. She has yet to realize he's a leech but, this will happen.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

i just can't understand how she hasn't figured it out yet. he is soooo gross, he just looks like he's oozing greasiness and skank. UGH. yuck.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i think she married him because he looks a little like justin timberlake.

i luv brittney but she's really flipped.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

where's the option for "who cares cause she's a dirty ho" ?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i wondered that too.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

GOOD STUFF JEN, I LUV IT Jen kix bootay!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

uh, never type "kix" EVER again

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

originalsnob *kix fivezero* (5-0 learns a valuable lesson, don't taunt girls in stilettos)

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

NO! JUST...NO, DANG-IT!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hator..... HATOR!!!

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