Comments by forrestina

heyyy i happen to like my denim skirt.

i am so mad i missed that!

hahah patrick what are you doing to us man!

It translates for women what men say. Also, it translates for men what women say.

hahaha everyone at the "tymon" table raise your hand

no! it's torture!

i dont understand why the tickler thinks you're enjoying it just because you are laughing.

i really thought that said giant's urinals.

glad to hear you're feeling better, hon

I'm telling you...go read Mars and Venus on a date. You will begin to understand men in a whole new way you never though possible. It like translates "man speak."

lol see i told you!

true story: when i was in 3rd grade...i went to school with this tubby chinese girl who used to pick her nose and store her boogers on her stomach to eat later. we found out she did this when she...

haha that is the best one yet

hey now easy on the hating of my little mel.

um yeah i dont see that

sadly i think in terms of tmobile coverage (just ask my sisters about how i hear a town name and shout out the area code). i don't enjoy the midwest.

i wouldn't be able to watch the one with dennis miller-he annoys me.

haha that's a funny thought bc the lifeguards i see are usually butch women

i put tanning bc it was the closest to reading?

mmm you're making me hungry! Margarita pizza is so good from a brick oven. yummmmm

hahah it's contagious!

hey! that's not nice.

what does that have to do with us?

i loathe and despise hot dogs

that was the idea