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maybe Cocaine? I know, I know . . .

Apr 18, 2006

Teh Pwnerer

Apr 18, 2006

lol

on journal Preggers!
Apr 18, 2006

Blanco. Which means WHITE in Spanish.

Apr 18, 2006

BATMAN, I love that name. Also Vegas. Chibi. Spike. Rangoon. Ghost Face Killa. Scout. Dolemite. Cerberus. Inspekter. Pineapple. Bronx. Giorgio. Rocky. Louie. Juggernaut. Underwood. ...

Apr 18, 2006

she's been consoling pierce brosnan since he was fired as james bond. they've . . . hit it off well.

on journal Preggers!
Apr 17, 2006

totally. i bet she had gigantic white gold hoop earings and gigantic Dior sunglasses. oh, and gigantic sandles.

on journal Preggers!
Apr 16, 2006

Magnum is a typical guy car. The M5 is . . . immaculate. I could totally see you driving a G500. It's always funny for me to see a little girl in a big expensive truck.

on journal Preggers!
Apr 16, 2006

personally, i'm all taco bell'd out.

Apr 11, 2006

chances are they think it's funny. edgy. they probably don't take satanism seriously. it's just that we do. y'know. against it, lol.

on event Alkaline Trio
Apr 11, 2006

you rule with a pansy fist full of cheetos.

Apr 11, 2006

Hype Williams. He uses widescreen format with animated letter boxes for ALL his videos now. Didja notice that? Some are good. Some are weak. The LL and J-Lo video is the best example, thus far.

in thread Workout music · Sports
Apr 11, 2006

That LL Cool J and J-Lo song "Control Myself" is awesome. The video too.

in thread Workout music · Sports
Apr 11, 2006
Apr 11, 2006

i know. we should have charlie rosesque conversation with her. me, you, reafohontus, a round table, and a camera. no prepared questions. it'd be comic gold.

Apr 10, 2006

His name is Shecky J. Pootertoot.

Apr 10, 2006

Death From Above 1979 You're a Woman and I'm a Machine. Amazing super fast bassy work out tunes. Do it! And it's NEW and UNIQUE, not like the stuff you folks are rockin'.

in thread Workout music · Sports
Apr 10, 2006

i'm brian, from the shore. i'm easily the most important man on this site, aside from zabez.

Apr 10, 2006

Hahahaha, don't feel bad about admiring her for her minivan. it's a cool thing, if you ask me. for bar hopping.

on journal Preggers!
Apr 8, 2006

something i wrote to a buncha whiny, annoying LOST fans that happen to be my friends, lol q[i DON’T think the show is made up on the fly. it’s all just WAY too complicated. the map, the hatches,...

Apr 7, 2006

batman. forever.

Apr 7, 2006

i am prone to lapses.

Apr 7, 2006

you, miss, are correct

Apr 7, 2006

yeah, i definitely saw this coming. you can HAVE this one.

Apr 7, 2006

he's always been . . . adequate. and he's got a good look.

Apr 6, 2006

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