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had some penne alla vodka last night. it wasn't that great. i want some good shtuff.

in thread Penne alla Vodka · Food
Jul 17, 2005

sweet. i'm sold. i'm gonna see it sunday.

Jul 15, 2005

i like 'em. i like the orange one.

Jul 13, 2005

thennnn play some more WOW, since you're home, y'know...

but when you're done pull off your pinky nail with a plyer. that's fair.

in thread WoW · Games
Jul 13, 2005

sweet! how do you like it?

Jul 13, 2005

you got THAT right

Jul 13, 2005

no, no. a bumpkin is a backwards country person with no ambiton but to get a big pick up truck. a blumpkin is a big booty.

Jul 12, 2005

wow. you and me have similar thoughts and tastes on this matter.

Jul 12, 2005

i don't know this game well, but i know enough that this comment cracked me up hard

in thread WoW · Games
Jul 8, 2005

hmmm, i'm not convinced

Jul 6, 2005

THE NOTHINGGG

Jul 6, 2005

that's what i said

Jul 6, 2005

Mirror Mask. I'm thinking I might see this. It's a dreamy, fantastical movie from Jim Henson's crew and Neil Gaiman. Reminds me a lot of Labrynth and...Neverending Story and Legend. Theres a clip...

Jul 6, 2005

WOW, wacky tattoo. I think the dude from Rusted Root has the same one. Enjoy, lol. As for the part American Indian line, all I have to say is: if you're less than an 8th American Indian then...

in thread drama · General Chat
Jul 3, 2005

I love how Flavor Flav of Public Enemy says "yeahhhh, boyyy." One of the most welcome sounds in my world.

Jul 1, 2005

is it Optimus Prime? or Snake-Eyes from G.I Joe? Maybbbeee Doug and Patty Mayonaise holding hands?!

in thread drama · General Chat
Jul 1, 2005

shhh, shhh. is it of jeff foxworthy? or maybe a pick up truck? i know! it's a rose!

in thread drama · General Chat
Jul 1, 2005

you sure said a lot there and it's nice. really very nice. but don't go avoiding a key point, please. what's the tattoo of?

in thread drama · General Chat
Jul 1, 2005

that sounds so good. mannnn.

in thread drama · General Chat
Jul 1, 2005

He's so funny in that. I want to see more Norm McDonald and Artie Lange movies. The dead hookers in the trunk was hilarious.

Jul 1, 2005

Artie is my HERO

Jul 1, 2005

Is it because you'll serve them you're super-secret best-ever-in-the-world cookies recipe while you talk their ears off about stuff they don't care about? Like speghetti sauce and wives chumping...

in thread drama · General Chat
Jul 1, 2005

You're so full of crap that 9 out of 10 Proctologists prefer the "crap-free" version of you.

in thread drama · General Chat
Jul 1, 2005

and loads of crap. don't forget the loads of crap.

in thread drama · General Chat
Jun 30, 2005

I like when he's sifting thru the dog crap for the ring with his fat double played by Artie Lange. He says, "oh, dude, you got some on your face." or whatever. And Lange puts his crap covered,...

Jun 30, 2005

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