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yeah, but it would be hard to plan because i don'tsee her everyday. i always bump into her unexpectedly(?).

Oct 11, 2006

nah, you just wish i was gay so you could have a shot too.

Oct 10, 2006

eww! she wanted you?

nast!

Oct 10, 2006

yeah, easier said than done, dude.

Oct 10, 2006

this is great!!! mike is my ezable idol!!!

Oct 10, 2006

you forgot to put "Amy" by Band From Society on that list, jp, lol.

Oct 10, 2006

i have some pretty cool hats that i like to wear, my red and white adidas shell toe shoes are awesome, and my rayban wayfarers are the bomb.

Oct 10, 2006
Oct 6, 2006

HA! when i watch tv i try to use as little energy as possible. i just focus on relaxing my whole body, and letting the tv melt my brain. eventually i start drooling, and fall asleep with ice cream...

Oct 6, 2006

and besides the salary cap issue, baseball is just dumb.

Oct 6, 2006

step up or step aside
i take it all in stride
im rippin' into you like a thorn in your side
i just keep my cool, and bury my pride
cause i been put to the test and been found true when tried.

step...

Oct 6, 2006

what about changing diapers? that's a lot of maintenance

Oct 5, 2006

tru'dat

Oct 5, 2006

AMEN brotha'!!!

Oct 5, 2006

baseball is dumb cause there is no salary cap. owners can buy themselves the best team in the world if they have enough money. it's retarded.

Oct 4, 2006

i think the toughest decision for jp is not finding someone to marry, but choosing just one of all the millions of hot girls lined up to marry him, lol.

for serious jp, it's easy... JUST PICK ONE!!!

in thread how old were you · Macking
Oct 4, 2006

nah it's not, mike's just trying to stir up contrevorsey. i thought this post was funny though

Sep 29, 2006

this is the best post in ages. 1 for mike !!! OH!!!

Sep 29, 2006

rage against the machine- evil empire

Sep 26, 2006

i think league of extraordinary gentlemen should go at the bottom of the list as well, that one really sucked.

Sep 26, 2006

yipee

Sep 26, 2006

but that would require you to take a dump, and honestly how long has it been since you've don that? ooooh!!!

Sep 26, 2006

i dont know where this came from...

dont make the the mistake
and underestimate
you think you bad, fool
but you came to late
there aint no time to hesitate

you just had to open up your mouth
didn't...

Sep 25, 2006

oooooooh that eagles giants game had to hurt for eagles fans!!!

in thread Giants Football · Sports
Sep 25, 2006

baseball is really great... for me to poop on!!!

Sep 25, 2006

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