heartbreakerOG 2003

Kimberly joined eZabel in November 2003 and made all seven of her comments within two days — every single one in the same General Chat thread about wedding gift etiquette that had gotten personal fast. She jumped in by pointing out that beachbum was married and never had an engagement party, then escalated to "YOU NEVER give any gifts anyhow everyone is used to it," drawing a sharp rebuke from rocksupastar warning that offensive comments would be deleted, and a plea from ophelia to take the dispute to "3D, real life." In between the drama, ilikebirds was busy flirting with her — offering to let her "mother or father" his children and asking her out for Thursday — which she met with equal enthusiasm. Her entire eZabel footprint is one heated argument and one flirtation, both happening simultaneously in the same thread.

eZabel Personality Type: ESFP — "The Spark Plug." Kimberly arrived with an opinion, said it loudly, flirted in the crossfire, and vanished — packing more drama into 48 hours than most members managed in a year.