rockexsupastarOG 2002

Every great eZabel member needs an origin story, and rocksupastar apparently needed a clone. rockexsupastar appeared in February 2002, posted "I AM SO HOT" on a poll, then vanished for over a year before resurfacing in July 2003 with a fully formed backstory: he was the original, and Mike Schiano's beloved rocksupastar was merely a clone created 15 years earlier because the world loved him so much. The bit was irresistible. malibu played along beautifully — "first is the worst, second is the best" — and g.f.s.rocks and skaorsk8's alt skaorsk9 threw themselves into the roleplay with tales of Korean sweat shops and rejected twin syndrome. rocksupastar himself jumped in to declare "I love you!" to his supposed duplicate, and the whole thread became one of those perfectly absurd eZabel moments where everyone committed to the joke. All 9 of rockexsupastar's comments tell a single story: a comedy character who existed purely to make Mike Schiano's corner of eZabel a little more ridiculous, and succeeded completely.

eZabel Personality Type: ENTP — "The Clone." He showed up with one joke, committed to it with total conviction, and left behind a thread that was funnier than most people's entire posting history.