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LOL!!! remember that time you actually tried on those leather pants in the gap? that was so funny. what's happened to the gap anyway? i used to be able to get stuff there, now it's turned into a...

Feb 12, 2002

well i'm tired of all this pathetic "i'm lonely" whining. i say just get over it already. i think its so stupid that kids rush off to start dating and get married, its a perfect setup for disaster....

on journal Married Couples
Feb 12, 2002

thanks!

i saw the funniest comedian the other day talking about working out. he says "so i belong to a gym now. well, let me rephrase that. i don't belong there, but yeah, i go." he said some...

Feb 12, 2002

hey guys. i'm awesome at the gym. i bet you want to be my friend now!

Feb 12, 2002

what's wrong with pecs?? not that i have any or anything... :)

Feb 12, 2002

oh, sounds like mike's type of store. i'm more of a "jeans/cargo and tee shirt/button down shirt" kinda guy

Feb 12, 2002

mike, you are just gay.

Feb 12, 2002

i'm half italian, and half retarded

on journal Finding My Kind...
Feb 12, 2002

mike this is the stupidest journal ever. why don't you go and get married already if you're jealous. see how much you like it then!

on journal Married Couples
Feb 12, 2002

you mean h e double hockeysticks

on journal Married Couples
Feb 12, 2002

wow... i can't believe that YOU are counseling people on their spelling!

on journal Married Couples
Feb 12, 2002

i've never even heard of this store.

Feb 11, 2002

lol, aw man! how come you never told me about this? i woulda sent you a card or something

Feb 11, 2002

yeah funny that you were that stupid!!

Feb 9, 2002

me either, i know just what you mean

on journal The Little Things
Feb 8, 2002

lol, matt thats just wrong

Feb 8, 2002

that is just NASTY!!!!!

Feb 8, 2002

huh?

Feb 8, 2002

ha MATT KELLY IS THE COOLEST MAN ALIVE AND YOU WILL LOVE HIM AND WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM

Feb 8, 2002

hahahahaha!! matt, this is so funny. i like that about the lemonade. thats real pressure marketing there

Feb 8, 2002

it was funny, but a little innapropriate

Feb 8, 2002

that is weird ty, talk groupies. i would be one, if i didn't have my own cult following. wait a gall darn minute... JW's ... my own cult following.... something wrong with that picture

Feb 8, 2002

noooo it was more than him. it was terrance and 2 other kids who i forget the names of

Feb 8, 2002

WHEN YOU'RE WALKIN HOME TONIGHT AND SOME GREAT HOMICIDAL MANIAC COMES AFTER YOU ARMED WITH A BUNCH OF LOGANBERRIES, DON'T COME CRYIN TO ME!!! (john cleese - fruit self defense class)

Feb 8, 2002

well i just made it up.

Feb 7, 2002

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