I'd tell adam and eve that the snake is lying, and then put them in some kind of wrestling move, so that they wouldn't eat from the tree. Then again, maybe I'd go into the future, get some kind of disintegrater gun, and if adam and eve got ready to eat the fruit, I'd zap the fruit, so then they'd have nothing to eat, and then maybe they'd think twice about eating it. (this is all said in jest)