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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

I'd go to the day after my parents conceived me.. and runn around yelling and pointing " you're my daddy .. you're my daddy" and then start smacking him on the butt .. " i'm from the future.. you're my daddy .. your're my daddy .... i'm from the future! " and then begin a river dance routine .. ending with " hi mommy"

magnum magnumOG 2001

you wacko

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jollycandymanOG 2001

Busted! I saw that on comedy Central. Don't you hate it when that happens.

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