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sux2beme Apr 18, 2002

i had a feeling it was gonna be something stoooopid. my aunt has a memory loss problem. she drove down the street to the pharmacy. when she left the store, she walked home. the next day, her c...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

HAHAHA!! that's hilarious. i also had a feeling the car didnt really get stolen

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

you guys are just GENIUSES

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nine9starOG 2001

how did you know - huh huh huh????????

Notice you didnt say that when i thought it had been stolen - to console me or anything - its because YOU DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

#1 i thought the first thing u'd do was to call ur parents.

#2 i figured the bobbie would suggest that.

#3 i didn't want u to stop over-reacting.

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nine9starOG 2001

we rang our parents but they're in north carolina and were out!!!!!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

ok u caught me...*crying & weeping*...i'm sorry, i thought to suggest it wasn't really stolen, but...*sniff, sniff*...i forgot to...*waaaaaaaahhhhh*

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah because you wouldve thought i was a big jerk. i just figured i'd let ya figure it out for yourself

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

yeah! what he said...

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nine9starOG 2001

oh gee thanks kid (dripping with sarcasm incase you didnt notice!)

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

hey r u gonna let her call u a goat?

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