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malibu May 14, 2002

guys, stop making her feel so bad. all she did was something nice and the kids were probably convinced by her sweet personality to take them so it didn't undermine no parenting skills.

magnum May 15, 2002

and strangers cant look sweet like her? For all i know she could be a crazed lunatic trying to kill MY KIDS!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!

flyingfree1125 flyingfree1125OG 2001

and how many kids would this be

magnum magnumOG 2001

the 2.5 im having in 7 years from now!

flyingfree1125 flyingfree1125OG 2001

whats w/ the half a kid

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

thats what happens when you chop them in half.. cuts down on ur grocery bills...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

that was really funny mike. hilariuos. I RULE in DINKYBOMB

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