this one time, at environmental science camp, i put a kid's alarm clock (buzzer) under the teacher's bed. when it went off, the teacher couldn't find it. he and the other teacher were running around looking for smoke/fire. then they figured it was the smoke alarm. so they frantically searched for somthing to climb on to reach the smoke detector. they wrestled with it for a minute when one teacher said, 'wait! the sound is coming from under your bed!' the first teacher found the buzzer, shut it off, and yelled, 'skip hines!!! 5 laps around the lake every day for the rest of the week!!!'

at the end of camp, we wrote reports about the experience. the teacher promised that no one would get in trouble for admitting to anything they did on the trip. so, i wrote about the alarm clock. of course, i was the last one they expected. *rubs hands together* MUHahahahah, MUHahahahah, MUHahahahah!!!