Whats the meanest thing blah blah blah

well there is the girl that i really REALLY REALLY dont like... i have my reasons why. Anyways.. she went to go say hi to me.. like im her friend or something... so as she was waving at me to slow down, cause i was driving, i just drove right by her... laughing, yea.. it felt great... ahhhhhh ahem.. anyways

I once took a large CABLE CUTTER. A large cable cutter meant to cut through large chains and locks. anyway i took that to someones back and ripped out a chunk of skin.

i wonder if my sister still has the scar.

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Magnum is the meanest thing. he's so mean and cruel.

this one time, at environmental science camp, i put a kid's alarm clock (buzzer) under the teacher's bed. when it went off, the teacher couldn't find it. he and the other teacher were running around looking for smoke/fire. then they figured it was the smoke alarm. so they frantically searched for somthing to climb on to reach the smoke detector. they wrestled with it for a minute when one teacher said, 'wait! the sound is coming from under your bed!' the first teacher found the buzzer, shut it off, and yelled, 'skip hines!!! 5 laps around the lake every day for the rest of the week!!!'

at the end of camp, we wrote reports about the experience. the teacher promised that no one would get in trouble for admitting to anything they did on the trip. so, i wrote about the alarm clock. of course, i was the last one they expected. *rubs hands together* MUHahahahah, MUHahahahah, MUHahahahah!!!

too many to count. honestly, I'm evil...don't get on my bad side.

this wasn't me but it's so funny it must be told. jesse T. was in a media class last semester and at the end of the semester they had to give an oral presentation. well he planted a fart machine underneath a girl's desk and after she was done with her presentation there was a brief moment of silence, and the fart machine let out a long fart. the batteries were running low, so it made it even longer and more drawn out, so we're talking a 7 second beast. with a horrified look on her face she blurted out, "i have no idea where that came from!" ... priceless

this past wednesday i was at the shore with our very own spankey. We were in the water and while she wasnt looking i untied her top and ran...needless to say she was left stranded.

You know, magnum, I can sympathize... like when you've known someone since they were a little kid and you were always treated like one of the family and they grow up and get married they invite everyone to the wedding (including people who have been moved away and out of state for years) and you don't get an invite... you don't even KNOW about the wedding til like a month after it happened... what a sore spot... I can't find myself to be mean, though...

some grl spit in my face,. i then drenced her in water. is that really mean, though?

hahaha, oh the memories...me and my friend Stacy have done tons of mean things to people we didnt like....i.e. signing library books out in other people's names (so they have to pay a fee), gluing notebook pages together, boring holes into clay figures. hahhah (dont ask) ohh so many good times...but let me tell you...all these people def. had it coming to them. man, writing that all down, i feel pretty evil....no, i lied....muhahahha.