One day i was sitting around and decided " Hmmm I need A little light in this room, maybe i'll turn on my lava lamp" and So i did. I waited quietly and patiently as i waited for the lava lamp to heat up and so eventually after some time it did. Then i noticed it started to gett hotter than usual. heat was visibly coming off the lamp. it started to melt all my near by papers, cups, chairs, and metallic fish statues. I got real nervous and began to sway back and forth in my bed yelling " I like tofu. i like tofu " Then the lava began talking to me. it kept saying " I am the master of all that is hott and lava like " so i said " what other things are lava like " he said " I dont know, things that are like lava" I said " well like what. you are the master of them , let me know" He said " Well i dont know " I said " SO basically you are only the master of Lava" He said " NO NO NO i said all things that are hott and lava like, which means all hot things and lava like things " I said " NO NO NO your grammar is off, by using the conjunction 'AND' it means that you can only be the master of things that are HOTT and LAVA LIKES , i think you mean to use the word 'OR' " So he sat there and thought about it for awhile, eating cheetos and what not. a few hours later he finally speaks and says " I thought about it while eating these cheetos and what not and you are right, thank you for helping me with my english . Apparantly i am not the master of all that is correct in grammar and mechanics" HAHAHA we both shared a hearty laugh. HAHAHA.. good times had by all. So he said " For your kind gesture in teaching me english i shall no spare your life and not burn you into nothingness " I said " thanks "