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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Fine, I'll play your games you rogue.
I wanna be:
...the best thing in your life
...the funniest thing in your life
...shining, shimmering, and splendid
...a jewish language translator
...able to fly
...somalian
...the best football player in the world
...her prince charming
...the lone ranger
...able to have the power to teleport anywhere i want, so when i'm sitting out in the cold waiting for the bus to go to work, I can just teleport myself onto the bus without waiting
...a fat man for 2 days
...susan powder

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

That made me laugh so hard..both the Aladin reference and the Celebrity Jeopardy reference.

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