I wanna be..
by I wanna be:
A mommy
A literature prof.
A photographer
A teen-model for Delias (they got some ugly chicks)
A writer
A wife
Schizophrenic
An elf
A faerie
An 80's hardcore punk-rocker for a day
In a band
A guitar player
A song writer
A singer
In an Aaron Spelling Soap Opera (yeah..Dylan Mckay's second wife!)
Johnny Depp's escort to an award show
**I was keeping it secular, spiritual wanna be's can be in another thread**
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LOL! spiritual wanna be's can be in another thread
Okay here goes I wanna be:
trilingual
a published lyricist
a guitar player
an awesome dancer (swing and salsa)
an equestrian
a snowboarder
a figure skater
a better writer
a better listener
less inhibited
a redish chestnut brunette
5lbs more
a shoe size smaller
a few inches shorter
THAT girl that's one of the guys (it's just me c'mon... call me up, talk to me, hang w/ me )
you totally resurrected this thread from 2 years ago. you're crazy
Whatever...I like my list it's actually feasible*
w/ exceptions of altering height & shoe size
Fine, I'll play your games you rogue.
I wanna be:
...the best thing in your life
...the funniest thing in your life
...shining, shimmering, and splendid
...a jewish language translator
...able to fly
...somalian
...the best football player in the world
...her prince charming
...the lone ranger
...able to have the power to teleport anywhere i want, so when i'm sitting out in the cold waiting for the bus to go to work, I can just teleport myself onto the bus without waiting
...a fat man for 2 days
...susan powder
That made me laugh so hard..both the Aladin reference and the Celebrity Jeopardy reference.
*Spontaneous
*IN YOUR FACE
*At ease no matter where I am
*In the perfect relationship w/the perfect girl(haha...I aim high)
*A russian cosmonaut
*A guest on space ghost
*The object of your affection
*The first person to own a flying car
*A chef(BAM!)
*To be able to know when to turn it down a knotch(emril references rock)
*An owner of 2 pet penguins
*More flexible
*Successfull(spiritually, emotionally, financially)
*Your shoulder to cry and even blow your nose on if it's needed
*In better shape
*Granted w/more willpower
*An amazing husband that my wife brags about
aw, i really liked yours..it was so cute.
Thanks, that reminds me!..
*CUTE!!..I wanna be cute too!!..
aww, that was cute...penguins would be cool, i've seen the emeril show, did i tell you that? and spontaneous...thats a good one....so important....that i think must be the number one quality that i need to possess...if i didn't....i'd just die. but the cutest one was: Your shoulder to cry and even blow your nose on if it's needed
haha, thanks.......(how funny was our multi-forum convo earlier?..haha...we had like our own lil ezabel)
& although the "blow your nose" part was meant metaphorically, depending on who we're talking about, I may permit physical nose blowing too...but, not if it's like, Hill or somebody gross like that
I wanna be MADE
I wanna be:
The answer
A dolphin
A kid forever
More productive
A killer whale trainer
A super hero
Someone's one true love (as you wish)
Completely at peace with myself
Adventurous and crazy
Really outgoing
The escense of silly putty
none of those is "a teacher", which is what you are really going to be. so that doesn't help anything.
its sad isn't it? Remember that story i told you about my parents and what they told me about being a killer whale trainer? :(
yeah. that made me sad.
we should make one of those "sad, inspirational" movies about it
like the afterschool specials?? ok, i think britney from your hall can play you...and you can play a palm tree
hey, why is britney gonna play me? and, there are no palm trees in ny
britney is an even SHORTER version of you. she's more qualified to play you - you have no acting ability. you can try and teach children match.
whatever.....see if i let you come to my show
you're hosting a talk show?..hey, instead of having a picture of the city skyline behind your desk, like in all the other talk shows, I think you should have an assortment of lawn knomes...
Gnomes dear..gnomes. I am an expert on the garden gnomes subject.
you can definately spell it both ways, i've seen it...stop making it look like i typoed!!...
no, you can't spell it both ways, someone lied to you drummond
i wanna be..
where you sleep...
where you laugh...
where you breathe...
:)
best song EVER
i wanna be:
* Better at the guitar
* a better musician in general
* A pro football player
* JACKED!!
* a part time worker with a full time salary
* better at golf
* somebody who has the time and money to play lots of golf
* a better friend
* an actor
* able to do a backflip out of nowhere
* amazing at snowboarding
* deep
* rediculously good looking
* a male model
* in your dreams
Wow Matt..I don't know what to say, I mean..you're already in my dreams!
hahaha.... just so the rest of you know, i was being sarcastic for alot of those
ooh, this is good. so many things. i wanna be:
*an airborne ranger
*pro surfer
*racecar driver
*archeologist (and knowledgable in most other fields of science)
*drummer (or just rockstar will do)
*completely fearless in snowboarding
*able to wear a leather catsuit anywhere and be able to pull it off
*independently wealthy
*a well known artist with a gallery
*a computer hacker
*able to eat cannolis & cheesecake again
*less scatterbrained & more organized
*a morning person along with being a night person
*have superpowers
*able to pick up and travel the world whenever I want
*amazing at hockey
*a hero
i have to say, this is the coolest list yet.
agreed..
you're one of my heroes Janine! this is the coolest of Cool list!
I wanna be a SUPERSTAR!!!
i dont ever want to be Paris Hilton.....what a LOSER...shes an embarssment to the human race.
i agree. she's a complete and total waste of skin.
i wanna be jim morrison
You wanna be dead and buried in France?
nah it was just a song reference
!!!radio head!!!
i wanna be wanna be wanna be jim morison.... and if the world does turn and if london burns, i'll be standing on the beach with my guitar...
see there you go
I didn't do this yet.
I want to be:
More thoughtful
more considerate of other people's feelings
a better planner
more creative with ideas to do on a friday night
as good of a snowboarder as i am in amped
not as worried as i have been about how new my palmpilot or cell phone is
better at balancing my checkbook (i never do it -EVER)
a more effective employee - who uses time wisely
Better at street work - i never find anyone home
Better at finding friends who talk about spiritual goals more than cars or video games or anything else
Faster at navigating my way through the city by car
JAKOB DYLAN
you forgot... A CHEESE EATER
I want to be:
A better daugther
A Nicer friend
A Happier person
More Laid back
Less bitter (stupid Jerks)
Less Intimidating
More Understanding
A Better Listener
A Great Parent
Less Insane
An Okay Wife (These are Trying Times..)
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
A Space Princess
A Great Composer On The Harpsichord
More Respectful
Able To Hug Males Without Mental Flashback of Previous Trama
Able To Love Everyone Equally
Able To Repect Everyones Love Interests (sorry she isnt ugly to you)
Ashton Kutcher's 1st Wife
John Mayers Wife (me and ashton didnt work out he has a thing for old women)
I really like yours a lot! those things are great.
thanks alot it took me like 20 mins to do...
I forgot some
I also wanna be:
Able to kick like the lifestyle changed dude on camp jim.
PUNKED by ashton.
Able to speak spanish better.
Able to tell guys they are ugly nicer.
Only change PUNKED to KISSED and you got it.
See i want to be punked by him aka meet him then we can get married then divorced then john mayer comes into the picture.. follow the plan the plan
Jewish
no, this is funny
maybe to most of us, but people who have Stupid comments disabled shouldn't see this. it's just a categorization.
does anybody actually have stupid comments disabled?
only a couple of people. but, also anyone who isn't logged in.
ah
yea i agree. this is a good one.
yay! it got switched to funny!
I wanna be:
a better parent
20 again
less opinionated
less judged by others, accecept me as I am
10 lbs thinner
cured of my manic depression
helpful to others
not so sensitive
Hugh Jackmans wife J/K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
more respectful of my husband, and more appreciative too.
**are all still awake?**
- be able to fly like DBZ people, and charge up my power with an aura around me
- a graduate of the pioneer school
- a great driver
- a guitarist
- a drummer
- at least 220 lbs. of muscle (we're going to pump *clap* you up!) and bench like 400 lbs. or somethin
- able to afford a nice home
- successful
- a good father
I wanna be....
-a mother
-a princess
-an english teacher
-an actress
-a wife
-in love
-a truck driver
-"one of the boys"
-a nice person
-rich
-unemployed
-the owner of a H1
-a movie/play writer
-a clothes designer
-on the real world
-some one who knows how to work a computer
-a groupie for a cool band
-a bouncer or security guard
-taller
...hm... more to come...
On the real world! Yes! I would totally love that.
hm princess is nice but i think i would just rather be able to wear ball gowns & gloves whenever the mood struck. like if i wanted taco bell-throw on the gown and gloves, hop in the jeep and go. but i wouldn't overuse-just for when i really felt like it. otherwise i wish i could just wear jeans everywhere else.
I wanna be :
neked.
HAHAHAHAHaHA
or as mike schiano says: "i wanna be, i wanna be a homosexual"
You mean ...
Or as mike schiano says : " I wanna be, i wanna be straight "
never gonnna happen = P
i guess nobody got this reference.... screeching weasel? ring any bells?
able to fly
able to control/manipulate the weather
a good cook
in love one day
a fluent russian speaker
older
younger
good at tennis
thinner/fitter
in a movie
in a real stage play
a good actor (see above)
working at a REAL job
Yours made me think of one:
I wanna be a mutant.
You guys are taking up all the good ones!
Well, some of these might sound repetitive, but here it is:
I wanna be:
a drummer
a violinist
a better singer
a swing dancer
a snowboarder
a world traveler
multilingual
finished with school
a boyfriend
a husband
a father
a grandfather
a better programmer
a Linux freak
a Yankees fan in Fenway Park
an Ashaman
a Maiar
a Jedi Master
Q
I know I'll think of more after I post this...
I lOVE *Q* hes the best ST chacector next to *hugh*.
he was pretty cool. miserable though.
he was looking for hapiness...he needs the truth...
Yay I love making lists!
I wanna be or at least learn how to...
drummer
oral surgeon
mom
light technician for concerts
tornado chaser
bartender(I just want to know how to mix lots of different kinds of drinks)
optometrist
singer for a band
dancer
dig up dinosaur bones
do flips on a trampoline
skateboard
sew dresses
fix cars
photographer
songwriter
pianist
speak several languages
such a huge list...there's more
Oh I wanna speak different languages too, like Japanese!!
OH! I forgot
I want to be a Jedi Knight I would settle for being a Sith though.
yo if i could be any thing in the star wars universe it would probably be an x-wing pilot...
Yeah..that's definetly next on my list. I want to be in Rogue Squadron under Wedge Antilles.