I wanna be..

by thatdarngirlOG 2002 · Nov 30, 2003 · 603 views

I wanna be:
A mommy
A literature prof.
A photographer
A teen-model for Delias (they got some ugly chicks)
A writer
A wife
Schizophrenic
An elf
A faerie
An 80's hardcore punk-rocker for a day
In a band
A guitar player
A song writer
A singer
In an Aaron Spelling Soap Opera (yeah..Dylan Mckay's second wife!)
Johnny Depp's escort to an award show

**I was keeping it secular, spiritual wanna be's can be in another thread**

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#23 originalsnobOG 2004

Jan 12, 2006

LOL! spiritual wanna be's can be in another thread

Okay here goes I wanna be:

trilingual
a published lyricist
a guitar player
an awesome dancer (swing and salsa)
an equestrian
a snowboarder
a figure skater
a better writer
a better listener
less inhibited
a redish chestnut brunette
5lbs more
a shoe size smaller
a few inches shorter
THAT girl that's one of the guys (it's just me c'mon... call me up, talk to me, hang w/ me )

#23.1 iwz

Jan 12, 2006

you totally resurrected this thread from 2 years ago. you're crazy

#23.2 originalsnobOG 2004

Jan 12, 2006

Whatever...I like my list it's actually feasible*

w/ exceptions of altering height & shoe size

#22 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Dec 10, 2003

Fine, I'll play your games you rogue.
I wanna be:
...the best thing in your life
...the funniest thing in your life
...shining, shimmering, and splendid
...a jewish language translator
...able to fly
...somalian
...the best football player in the world
...her prince charming
...the lone ranger
...able to have the power to teleport anywhere i want, so when i'm sitting out in the cold waiting for the bus to go to work, I can just teleport myself onto the bus without waiting
...a fat man for 2 days
...susan powder

#22.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Dec 10, 2003

That made me laugh so hard..both the Aladin reference and the Celebrity Jeopardy reference.

#21 opheliaOG 2003

Dec 6, 2003

*Spontaneous
*IN YOUR FACE
*At ease no matter where I am
*In the perfect relationship w/the perfect girl(haha...I aim high)
*A russian cosmonaut
*A guest on space ghost
*The object of your affection
*The first person to own a flying car
*A chef(BAM!)
*To be able to know when to turn it down a knotch(emril references rock)
*An owner of 2 pet penguins
*More flexible
*Successfull(spiritually, emotionally, financially)
*Your shoulder to cry and even blow your nose on if it's needed
*In better shape
*Granted w/more willpower
*An amazing husband that my wife brags about

#21.1 tesoroOG 2001

Dec 6, 2003

aw, i really liked yours..it was so cute.

#21.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

Dec 6, 2003

Thanks, that reminds me!..
*CUTE!!..I wanna be cute too!!..

#21.2 tinserOG 2002

Dec 6, 2003

aww, that was cute...penguins would be cool, i've seen the emeril show, did i tell you that? and spontaneous...thats a good one....so important....that i think must be the number one quality that i need to possess...if i didn't....i'd just die. but the cutest one was: Your shoulder to cry and even blow your nose on if it's needed

#21.2.1 opheliaOG 2003

Dec 6, 2003

haha, thanks.......(how funny was our multi-forum convo earlier?..haha...we had like our own lil ezabel)

#21.2.2 opheliaOG 2003

Dec 6, 2003

& although the "blow your nose" part was meant metaphorically, depending on who we're talking about, I may permit physical nose blowing too...but, not if it's like, Hill or somebody gross like that

#20 toxicgirlOG 2003

Dec 6, 2003

I wanna be MADE

#19 tinserOG 2002

Dec 4, 2003

I wanna be:

The answer
A dolphin
A kid forever
More productive
A killer whale trainer
A super hero
Someone's one true love (as you wish)
Completely at peace with myself
Adventurous and crazy
Really outgoing
The escense of silly putty

#19.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

Dec 4, 2003

none of those is "a teacher", which is what you are really going to be. so that doesn't help anything.

#19.1.1 tinserOG 2002 offtopic

Dec 5, 2003

its sad isn't it? Remember that story i told you about my parents and what they told me about being a killer whale trainer? :(

#19.1.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

Dec 5, 2003

yeah. that made me sad.

tinserOG 2002

Dec 6, 2003

we should make one of those "sad, inspirational" movies about it

skaorsk8OG 2002

Dec 6, 2003

like the afterschool specials?? ok, i think britney from your hall can play you...and you can play a palm tree

tinserOG 2002

Dec 6, 2003

hey, why is britney gonna play me? and, there are no palm trees in ny

skaorsk8OG 2002

Dec 6, 2003

britney is an even SHORTER version of you. she's more qualified to play you - you have no acting ability. you can try and teach children match.

tinserOG 2002

Dec 6, 2003

whatever.....see if i let you come to my show

opheliaOG 2003 tinser

Dec 6, 2003

you're hosting a talk show?..hey, instead of having a picture of the city skyline behind your desk, like in all the other talk shows, I think you should have an assortment of lawn knomes...

thatdarngirlOG 2002 ophelia

Dec 6, 2003

Gnomes dear..gnomes. I am an expert on the garden gnomes subject.

opheliaOG 2003 thatdarngirl

Dec 6, 2003

you can definately spell it both ways, i've seen it...stop making it look like i typoed!!...

skaorsk8OG 2002 ophelia

Dec 7, 2003

no, you can't spell it both ways, someone lied to you drummond

tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

Dec 7, 2003

let's dictionary.com it

ekuluOG 2002 tinser

Dec 7, 2003

let's not, and say we did

skaorsk8OG 2002 ekulu

Dec 7, 2003

that saying needs to be taken out back and shot

ekuluOG 2002 skaorsk8

Dec 7, 2003

ok, let's shoot it.

or let's not, and say we did

#18 tesoroOG 2001

Dec 4, 2003

i wanna be..

where you sleep...
where you laugh...
where you breathe...

#18.1 tinserOG 2002

Dec 4, 2003

best song EVER

#17 thefunkyfreshFounder

Dec 4, 2003

i wanna be:

* Better at the guitar
* a better musician in general
* A pro football player
* JACKED!!
* a part time worker with a full time salary
* better at golf
* somebody who has the time and money to play lots of golf
* a better friend
* an actor
* able to do a backflip out of nowhere
* amazing at snowboarding
* deep
* rediculously good looking
* a male model
* in your dreams

#17.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Dec 4, 2003

Wow Matt..I don't know what to say, I mean..you're already in my dreams!

#17.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

Dec 4, 2003

hahaha.... just so the rest of you know, i was being sarcastic for alot of those

#16 beachbumOG 2002

Dec 4, 2003

ooh, this is good. so many things. i wanna be:

*an airborne ranger
*pro surfer
*racecar driver
*archeologist (and knowledgable in most other fields of science)
*drummer (or just rockstar will do)
*completely fearless in snowboarding
*able to wear a leather catsuit anywhere and be able to pull it off
*independently wealthy
*a well known artist with a gallery
*a computer hacker
*able to eat cannolis & cheesecake again
*less scatterbrained & more organized
*a morning person along with being a night person
*have superpowers
*able to pick up and travel the world whenever I want
*amazing at hockey
*a hero

#16.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

Dec 4, 2003

i have to say, this is the coolest list yet.

#16.1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

Jan 12, 2006

agreed..

#16.2 flomojopoanodeFounder

Jan 12, 2006

you're one of my heroes Janine! this is the coolest of Cool list!

#15 toxicgirlOG 2003

Dec 3, 2003

I wanna be a SUPERSTAR!!!

#14 starshiptrooperOG 2003

Dec 3, 2003

i dont ever want to be Paris Hilton.....what a LOSER...shes an embarssment to the human race.

#14.1 fivezeroOG 2003

Dec 3, 2003

i agree. she's a complete and total waste of skin.

#13 forrestinaOG 2002

Dec 3, 2003

i wanna be jim morrison

#13.1 dgiaimoOG 2003

Dec 3, 2003

You wanna be dead and buried in France?

#13.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

Dec 3, 2003

nah it was just a song reference

#13.1.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

Dec 3, 2003

!!!radio head!!!
i wanna be wanna be wanna be jim morison.... and if the world does turn and if london burns, i'll be standing on the beach with my guitar...

forrestinaOG 2002

Dec 3, 2003

see there you go

#12 skaorsk8OG 2002

Dec 3, 2003

I didn't do this yet.

I want to be:

More thoughtful
more considerate of other people's feelings
a better planner
more creative with ideas to do on a friday night
as good of a snowboarder as i am in amped
not as worried as i have been about how new my palmpilot or cell phone is
better at balancing my checkbook (i never do it -EVER)
a more effective employee - who uses time wisely
Better at street work - i never find anyone home
Better at finding friends who talk about spiritual goals more than cars or video games or anything else
Faster at navigating my way through the city by car
JAKOB DYLAN

#12.1 juicymangoOG 2003

Dec 3, 2003

you forgot... A CHEESE EATER

#11 sugabluejennnieOG 2002

Dec 2, 2003

I want to be:
A better daugther
A Nicer friend
A Happier person
More Laid back
Less bitter (stupid Jerks)
Less Intimidating
More Understanding
A Better Listener
A Great Parent
Less Insane
An Okay Wife (These are Trying Times..)
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
A Space Princess
A Great Composer On The Harpsichord
More Respectful
Able To Hug Males Without Mental Flashback of Previous Trama
Able To Love Everyone Equally
Able To Repect Everyones Love Interests (sorry she isnt ugly to you)
Ashton Kutcher's 1st Wife
John Mayers Wife (me and ashton didnt work out he has a thing for old women)

#11.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Dec 2, 2003

I really like yours a lot! those things are great.

#11.1.1 sugabluejennnieOG 2002

Dec 2, 2003

thanks alot it took me like 20 mins to do...

#11.2 sugabluejennnieOG 2002

Dec 4, 2003

I forgot some

I also wanna be:

Able to kick like the lifestyle changed dude on camp jim.
PUNKED by ashton.
Able to speak spanish better.
Able to tell guys they are ugly nicer.

#11.2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Dec 5, 2003

Only change PUNKED to KISSED and you got it.

#11.2.1.1 sugabluejennnieOG 2002

Dec 5, 2003

See i want to be punked by him aka meet him then we can get married then divorced then john mayer comes into the picture.. follow the plan the plan

#10 ilikebirdsOG 2002 stupid

Dec 1, 2003

Jewish

#10.1 tinserOG 2002

Dec 3, 2003

no, this is funny

#10.1.1 iwz

Dec 3, 2003

maybe to most of us, but people who have Stupid comments disabled shouldn't see this. it's just a categorization.

#10.1.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

Dec 4, 2003

does anybody actually have stupid comments disabled?

iwz

Dec 4, 2003

only a couple of people. but, also anyone who isn't logged in.

thefunkyfreshFounder

Dec 4, 2003

tinserOG 2002

Dec 4, 2003

we want them to see the very best of the site

tesoroOG 2001

Dec 4, 2003

haha! thats funny..like we're trying to put on a good front for the new comers..then when they get wrapped in and figure stuff out..they see how we all REALLY are.

#10.1.2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

Dec 4, 2003

yea i agree. this is a good one.

#10.2 tinserOG 2002

Dec 5, 2003

yay! it got switched to funny!

#9 starshiptrooperOG 2003

Dec 1, 2003

I wanna be:
a better parent
20 again
less opinionated
less judged by others, accecept me as I am
10 lbs thinner
cured of my manic depression
helpful to others
not so sensitive
Hugh Jackmans wife J/K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
more respectful of my husband, and more appreciative too.
**are all still awake?**

#8 omegatweeterOG 2003

Dec 1, 2003

be able to fly like DBZ people, and charge up my power with an aura around me
a graduate of the pioneer school
a great driver
a guitarist
a drummer
at least 220 lbs. of muscle (we're going to pump *clap* you up!) and bench like 400 lbs. or somethin
able to afford a nice home
successful
a good father

#7 yodasuckaOG 2003

Dec 1, 2003

I wanna be....

-a mother
-a princess
-an english teacher
-an actress
-a wife
-in love
-a truck driver
-"one of the boys"
-a nice person
-rich
-unemployed
-the owner of a H1
-a movie/play writer
-a clothes designer
-on the real world
-some one who knows how to work a computer
-a groupie for a cool band
-a bouncer or security guard
-taller

...hm... more to come...

#7.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Dec 1, 2003

On the real world! Yes! I would totally love that.

#7.2 beachbumOG 2002

Dec 4, 2003

hm princess is nice but i think i would just rather be able to wear ball gowns & gloves whenever the mood struck. like if i wanted taco bell-throw on the gown and gloves, hop in the jeep and go. but i wouldn't overuse-just for when i really felt like it. otherwise i wish i could just wear jeans everywhere else.

#6 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Dec 1, 2003

I wanna be :

neked.

#6.1 socalgalOG 2003

Jan 12, 2006

HAHAHAHAHaHA

#5 thefunkyfreshFounder stupid

Dec 1, 2003

or as mike schiano says: "i wanna be, i wanna be a homosexual"

#5.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Dec 1, 2003

You mean ...
Or as mike schiano says : " I wanna be, i wanna be straight "

#5.1.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

Dec 1, 2003

never gonnna happen = P

#5.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

Dec 3, 2003

i guess nobody got this reference.... screeching weasel? ring any bells?

#4 ekuluOG 2002

Nov 30, 2003

able to fly
able to control/manipulate the weather
a good cook
in love one day
a fluent russian speaker
older
younger
good at tennis
thinner/fitter
in a movie
in a real stage play
a good actor (see above)
working at a REAL job

#4.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Dec 1, 2003

Yours made me think of one:
I wanna be a mutant.

#3 dgiaimoOG 2003

Nov 30, 2003

You guys are taking up all the good ones!
Well, some of these might sound repetitive, but here it is:

I wanna be:

a drummer
a violinist
a better singer
a swing dancer
a snowboarder
a world traveler
multilingual
finished with school
a boyfriend
a husband
a father
a grandfather
a better programmer
a Linux freak
a Yankees fan in Fenway Park
an Ashaman
a Maiar
a Jedi Master
Q

I know I'll think of more after I post this...

#3.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

Dec 6, 2003

I lOVE *Q* hes the best ST chacector next to *hugh*.

#3.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

Dec 6, 2003

he was pretty cool. miserable though.

#3.1.1.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

Dec 6, 2003

he was looking for hapiness...he needs the truth...

#2 toxicgirlOG 2003

Nov 30, 2003

Yay I love making lists!
I wanna be or at least learn how to...

drummer
oral surgeon
mom
light technician for concerts
tornado chaser
bartender(I just want to know how to mix lots of different kinds of drinks)
optometrist
singer for a band
dancer
dig up dinosaur bones
do flips on a trampoline
skateboard
sew dresses
fix cars
photographer
songwriter
pianist
speak several languages
such a huge list...there's more

#2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Dec 1, 2003

Oh I wanna speak different languages too, like Japanese!!

#1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Nov 30, 2003

OH! I forgot
I want to be a Jedi Knight I would settle for being a Sith though.

#1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

Nov 30, 2003

yo if i could be any thing in the star wars universe it would probably be an x-wing pilot...

#1.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Nov 30, 2003

Yeah..that's definetly next on my list. I want to be in Rogue Squadron under Wedge Antilles.

#1.1.2 fivezeroOG 2003

Nov 30, 2003

i'd simply be BOBA FETT

#1.1.2.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

Dec 1, 2003

YEAH?? well i'd be jango, and i'd be your DAD!

iwz

Dec 1, 2003

and his brother/son/clone all at the same time!

fivezeroOG 2003

Dec 1, 2003

me and dan? clones!? who knew...

I wanna be..

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