I got this forward and it was actually kinda funny. Her'es a piece of it:
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at.
If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer.
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.
we all moan in the same language
that was deep ty
men shouldn't cry. boys can cry. men shouldn't. it's totally a weakness. women should cry... but only if i break up with them.