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yodasucka Dec 15, 2003

when i see a cop and i'm on my cell, i just throw it on the ground in a moment of panick until the cop passes, this is usually bad cuz then i have to duck down and get it off the floor... which tka...

iwz iwz

hahaha, or maybe you could just lower your hand below the window.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

well, you see ian, i am a blonde... and these simple solutions do not come so easy...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha... yeah when i see a cop i just FREAK OUTTTTT AND RAM THE CAR INTO A GROUP OF NUNS CROSSING THE STREEEEEEEETTTTTTTT!!! I'M CREEEEZZZEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY AIIIIIIIIYAAIIIIII!!!!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

excuse me mathew but... ARE YOU MOCKING ME?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

hahaha... no, its a true story

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

in the words of my dear brother nick...

HI LIAR!

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