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yodasucka Dec 15, 2003

when i see a cop and i'm on my cell, i just throw it on the ground in a moment of panick until the cop passes, this is usually bad cuz then i have to duck down and get it off the floor... which tka...

iwz iwz ·

hahaha, or maybe you could just lower your hand below the window.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

well, you see ian, i am a blonde... and these simple solutions do not come so easy...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

haha... yeah when i see a cop i just FREAK OUTTTTT AND RAM THE CAR INTO A GROUP OF NUNS CROSSING THE STREEEEEEEETTTTTTTT!!! I'M CREEEEZZZEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY AIIIIIIIIYAAIIIIII!!!!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

excuse me mathew but... ARE YOU MOCKING ME?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

hahaha... no, its a true story

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

in the words of my dear brother nick...

HI LIAR!

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