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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i always like when someone flinches really hard over something small. when you're kind of diagnally behind someone and you go to hand them something and they're like "GAH!" and flinch and all you're doing is holding out a book or something. THAT cracks me up.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i like the good old: call somebody say "come quick!" then hide in wait, when they come zipping around the corner jump out and say ARHGHGH!!!!!!!! and scare the crap out of them. good stuff. not recommended for use on those who are elderly, pregnant, or have a heart condition.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i love doing stuff like that. i was such a bad son: one time i was home alone and i put ketchup on a knife and laid on the floor like someone killed me. my mom got home and the first thing she said when she saw me was "get up, you idiot."

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

Scaring the crap out of people = AMAZING

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

true true... however also not recommended for use on my father, who swings first and asks questions later.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

hahah..my dad does the same thing. he wont actually swing..but he'll make a fist and bring it back if something startles him...especially when he's sleeping. you'd think he grew up in a war torn country where they try to steal you in the middle of the night.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

my dad does the slap where he smacks his other hand.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah, i've jumped out to scare him and had to quick dodge a punch

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