What do you think is hillarious??
by Sometimes we laugh at other people's misfortune. It feels wrong, but oh so right.
I find it hillarious to see a person with a neck brace dancing. It's sooooo funny. Of course I feel bad that their neck is hurt or whatever, but seeing a person in that condition dancing just tickles me like nothing else. They can't move their head. It's just... SO funny.
What do you think is hillarious?? It doesn't have to be other people's misfortune either. .. just stuff in general.. Or stuff that has happened to you personally that was hillarious.
Make fun of me please I don't care
I want a neckbrace just so i can dance forever and make myself laugh
Although I don't find the actual neckbraces to be hillarious... even looking at these people just makes me burst out laughing thinking about them dancing. Hahahahahahaha
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ya know how your brain works faster than you can talk. so sometimes i say a sentance with a word that makes no sense in it but i don't even realize it. or i use the wrong verb tense. like saying "droving" instead of "driving" and i have no clue that i say this cuz it makes sense to me cuz i'm really invovleved with what i'm saying.
but what is hysterical is after i'm done talking and people just look at eachother and back at me and are like, "did you just say droving??? what is wrong with you" some people just tear me apaprt sooo good. john's particularly good at it. and i end up in hysterics because of my good speakin skills and their ability to make it more hysterical.
one of the funniest things was one time i was on my mom's bed and my sister faked pushing me off and i just flipped off and she didn't really even touch me but in my mind she shoved me so i start flailing and screaming and then flip backwards off the bed. for no reason at all really. laughing for 27 minutes after that. continued laughter til this day.
the picture of this big asian lady is killing me. i want to step on her
The reader in our bookstudy once read alright, but not that well, and whenever he would mispronounce a word, it would be something sexual, like castrate instead of castigate. We would die laughing.
haha that's like once when my dad was doing a part on the service meeting w/another elder and he was trying to say a husband has to work for his wife secularly but instead he said a husband has to work for his wife sexually. i almost died. it took everyone including him like 10 min. to stop laughing. talk about a freudian slip
it was the funniest when i was at stanhope meeting and instead of "innuendo" the reader said "in-your-endo"
I remember this young brother who shall remain nameless, during the meeting for field service, he was reading the text and instead of "propaganda" he said "pornographapaganda" it was hilarious
thats quite a mouthful, no porn intended. wait--D'OH!!!
one time a friend of mine meant to say "it's hard in school cuz we don't salute the flags" but instead of saying flags, he said fags and that was jut the most hysterical thing. but nobody in our hall laughed except for me and my sister in the front row. it was horrible
you know what...not to attack you...but this is something i've wanted to say for a while...when you're reading at the book study, or the watchtower, or whatever, and you make a small mistake...when people laugh it is SOOOOO distracting, not to mention rude. argh. it's really difficult to focus when that happens.
buddy, learn how to read
ouch.... he just said ur mom...
jerk, learn how to be nice
Yeah, all jokes aside, I feel for the brothers that have to read. Believe it or not, our bookstudy didn't have a reader for like a year, and me and my sisters and mom took turns reading. So, I know what you mean.
haha, something like this happened in one of our bookstudies...the conductor was making a point, and he said Satan kept wrapping his tentacles around us, and straggling us with them...and he kept saying it over and over....except he didn't quite say tentacles
Oh really? What did he say then?...just kidding.
I hope eZabel doesn't get shutdown because martini.nu or whatever didn't grant permission for the picture being used. That would stink.
i think i would be inconsolable for 10 minutes or so. then i would just get a new one.
I always kinda snicker at the Kingdom Hall when a kid is screaming down the aisle "NO DADDY NO! I'LL BE GOOD NOW I PROMISE!!!" It's like they are walking the green mile to their doom. I think I am justified in laughing, I already did my time. Thank goodness those days are over.
I also love it when a kid is sprinting to the front of the hall after the meeting. You see them and think, that darn kid shouldn't be running. Five seconds later the kid totally wipes out. Another five seconds later the parent is storming up to the child with fury in their eyes.
i watch my skoolmate ryan run into doors on purpose. he doesn't get hurt, but when teachers pass by he fakes the pain and the teachers are like omg! one of the funniest things i ever watch.
oh and at lunch, oh man! i sit with other skoolmates and we get the disposable salt shakers from the condiment counters (like where they have ketchup and mayo and stuff). we punch holes in the bottom with nickels and dimes and we bring it back to where the condiments are. so when someone tries to salt their fries, the salt starts leakin out from the bottom lol. their reactions are so funny. oh and we also pull out chairs as someone's about to sit down (without holding any food tho, cuz otherwise that'd be so messed up).
once, in school, i threw a cupcake top at a girl that was kinda far away. i didn't think it'd hit her, but as it soared, it just got closer and closer to her until it hit her in the chest and she screamed and fell down from shock.
it's knee slapping good times when someone has aids and they touch you
or when they have Mono and lick you. Like on the cheek or something.
Jay Leno's "Headlines" make me laugh so hard..I stay up every monday to watch them.
me too!!!!!! I LOVe headlines...i also love jaywalking
Yes! So funny how stupid people are. But really..I laugh so hard at Headlines, perfect way to end a Monday!
"We just might as well give up. Our kids are so fat now they don't even try to pretend. 'Large kids' favorite pizza.' If you're a large kid, isn't every pizza your favorite pizza?"
"I love this one! 'Congratulations to Shannon & Chris. (Not pictured.)' Shannon and Chris must be so unattractive that they put some nice-looking people in the shot instead."
i actually think that is the real shannon,pre-marriage, with a stripper instead of poor ol' chris.
i always like when someone flinches really hard over something small. when you're kind of diagnally behind someone and you go to hand them something and they're like "GAH!" and flinch and all you're doing is holding out a book or something. THAT cracks me up.
i like the good old: call somebody say "come quick!" then hide in wait, when they come zipping around the corner jump out and say ARHGHGH!!!!!!!! and scare the crap out of them. good stuff. not recommended for use on those who are elderly, pregnant, or have a heart condition.
i love doing stuff like that. i was such a bad son: one time i was home alone and i put ketchup on a knife and laid on the floor like someone killed me. my mom got home and the first thing she said when she saw me was "get up, you idiot."
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
Scaring the crap out of people = AMAZING
true true... however also not recommended for use on my father, who swings first and asks questions later.
hahah..my dad does the same thing. he wont actually swing..but he'll make a fist and bring it back if something startles him...especially when he's sleeping. you'd think he grew up in a war torn country where they try to steal you in the middle of the night.
my dad does the slap where he smacks his other hand.
yeah, i've jumped out to scare him and had to quick dodge a punch
One time i was running around the corner of my friends house and i slipped on some wet leaves and seriously I musta gotten like 8 feet in the air. Holy crap. I lay there laughing for like an hour.
And one time i tried to take a jump snowboarding and landed on my face. It was all powdery though so it was just funny.
I did this just the other day when there was fresh powder down at Mountain Creek. I had just hit this "big" jump and landed it fine, but I saw a small hit coming up and went for a 180. For some reason I lost all confidence in myself, even though I really could have landed it fine, and I stopped my trick 1/2 way through, and was snapped down into the powder face first. I threw my hands ahead of me, but again....powder...I found no support, and landed face first in the snow and slid like 7 feet like that! I was laughing so hard that when I lifted my head up, all the snow on my face was slowly shaken off by my laughter. I bet it looked soooooooo funny!
that must've been great. reminds me of one of the first times i skiied. i set the skis so they'd pop off easy and whenever i'd try to stop quick i'd just fly out of the skis. the skis would just sit there and i'd go flying down the hill in a heap. it was fun all day, until i skiied at night and it started to hurt.
reminds me of that time you told a really stupid BORING story that made me wanna kill myself!
Whoa, that was rough.
ohhh, that story. wait, which one?
the one about skiing... haha, i'm jk
something about somebody falling down the stairs (as long as they dont get hurt) is really, really funny. Jahanna, remember the time donald fell down the stairs at work? I still laugh about it
falling down stairs and NOT getting hurt = among funniest things ever
hahaha, yea that was so funny. i cant decide if that was funnier or the time i almost broke pat toner's leg by throwing the jolly rancher at him. hahah
i like it better when some one falls up the stairs haha now THAT is funny
I can't even count the number of times I have fallen up stairs.
Other things I think are hillarious - my clumsy retarted idiocy. I always somehow do the wrong thing. Say the wrong thing. Eat the wrong thing. Ya know.
i laugh when people eat food and miss their mouths, like, with fries and stuff..haha
i also laugh when i see poeple singing in the car to themselves
ahhh it's great when they get ketchup all over their face too. That always happens to me, and then i'm walkin around with ketchup all over my face. For hours.
hours? does it crusty, like it does around the ketchup bottle lid?
or chasing a straw around a glass with their mouth trying to get a drink
i think it's hot when a girl does that. um, nevermind.
whoa there are children!
that reminded me of sixteen candles where joan cusak is wearing the headgear and trying to drink out of the water fountain. hmmm for me i usually just laugh at myself when i trip or drop things.