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toxicgirlOG 2003

I always kinda snicker at the Kingdom Hall when a kid is screaming down the aisle "NO DADDY NO! I'LL BE GOOD NOW I PROMISE!!!" It's like they are walking the green mile to their doom. I think I am justified in laughing, I already did my time. Thank goodness those days are over.

I also love it when a kid is sprinting to the front of the hall after the meeting. You see them and think, that darn kid shouldn't be running. Five seconds later the kid totally wipes out. Another five seconds later the parent is storming up to the child with fury in their eyes.

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