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esprit15d esprit15dOG 2003

The reader in our bookstudy once read alright, but not that well, and whenever he would mispronounce a word, it would be something sexual, like castrate instead of castigate. We would die laughing.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

haha that's like once when my dad was doing a part on the service meeting w/another elder and he was trying to say a husband has to work for his wife secularly but instead he said a husband has to work for his wife sexually. i almost died. it took everyone including him like 10 min. to stop laughing. talk about a freudian slip

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

it was the funniest when i was at stanhope meeting and instead of "innuendo" the reader said "in-your-endo"

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

I remember this young brother who shall remain nameless, during the meeting for field service, he was reading the text and instead of "propaganda" he said "pornographapaganda" it was hilarious

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

thats quite a mouthful, no porn intended. wait--D'OH!!!

malibu malibuOG 2001

one time a friend of mine meant to say "it's hard in school cuz we don't salute the flags" but instead of saying flags, he said fags and that was jut the most hysterical thing. but nobody in our hall laughed except for me and my sister in the front row. it was horrible

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you know what...not to attack you...but this is something i've wanted to say for a while...when you're reading at the book study, or the watchtower, or whatever, and you make a small mistake...when people laugh it is SOOOOO distracting, not to mention rude. argh. it's really difficult to focus when that happens.

iwz iwz

buddy, learn how to read

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

ouch.... he just said ur mom...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

jerk, learn how to be nice

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Way to kill 'em with kindess Dan.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

don't tell me what to do, amish.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Sticks and stones might break my bones but words will never hurt me.

esprit15d esprit15dOG 2003

Yeah, all jokes aside, I feel for the brothers that have to read. Believe it or not, our bookstudy didn't have a reader for like a year, and me and my sisters and mom took turns reading. So, I know what you mean.

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, something like this happened in one of our bookstudies...the conductor was making a point, and he said Satan kept wrapping his tentacles around us, and straggling us with them...and he kept saying it over and over....except he didn't quite say tentacles

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Oh really? What did he say then?...just kidding.

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