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guilderbellsuck Dec 18, 2003

Melody Mullins that is.

fivezero Dec 18, 2003

don't be surprised if melody mullins comes to your place and caves your skull in with a tire iron, bro.

guilderbellsuck Dec 18, 2003

Haha. Don;t worry she eats cheeseburgers. Thats about all she does. She wouldn't know the first thing about tire irons.

toxicgirl Dec 18, 2003

I am starting to feel bad for this girl. She likes cheeseburgers, that's great, why is that so darn funny? You are really digging into this girl. I wouldn't say that you are slandering her...howeve...

guilderbellsuck Dec 18, 2003

tsk tsk. Don't worry it is a mere inside joke. She is known as melodrama for how she reacts to stuff. It is quite funny. Don't worry she will not be hurt by this. I bug her about it all the time. M...

yodasucka Dec 19, 2003

ok ok, that can't be... I am called "melodrama" by my dear Dana-Burger... you need to stop....

fivezero Dec 19, 2003

Dana-BURGER. strangely appropriate.

yodasucka Dec 21, 2003

indeed... she is the BEST EVER by the way...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

wow. BEST EVER?! this is blasphemy! we all know that Jesus was the BESTEST man who ever lived.

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