A couple of my faves....

If beauty was a crime, you'd be jailed for life.

Are you from Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten-I-see.

Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

I was writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

I think I've seen your picture somewhere....oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!!