The worst pick up lines
by you know what i am talking about. Those pickup lines that people use that are horrible and do not work feel free to add ones you have heard or used(if you have used them let us know if they actualy worked)
Here is a few...
1) Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again.
2) I lost my phone number can i have yours.
3) Is it hot in here or is it just YOU!
4) Someone call the police, because you just stole my heart.
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did you fart? cus you blew me away....
Is your mother ugly?, Because you are...
HAHA! i love this one
ever been with a SCOTSMAN?
prob my all time fav is...
"You look cold...Eccl 4:11" bible IS needed
That is just so wrong. funny but oh so wrong.
shh, dont speak... LOVE IS IN THE AIR! usually... by that time they are in love with me, or kicked me in the balls and running... but well i havent used it in a long time... so it may be a bit different now... y aknow, ring and all
I'm actually used most of these, too:
"if you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you . . ."
"hey do you karate? 'Cause your body's KICKIN."
"Can I flirt with you?"
"All those curves, and me with no brakes."
"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
"I've had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?"
"What would you do if I kissed you right now?"
"Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?"
"Hi! Can I buy you a car?"
"Will you marry me and have my children?"
"Inheriting 80 million bucks deosn't mean much when you have a weak heart."
"Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a manfriend, come and talk to me!"
"I'm single!"
"Yo. You'll do."
"Excuse me, I think I dropped my Congressional Medal of Honor under your chair."
"You know what they say about beauty - it protects against all evil. Well, with you, I feel really safe!"
"Excuse me, this is the non-smoking section and you happen to be on fire!"
Here's a classic: "I'm drunk."
and, my all time favorite . . .
"Bond. James Bond."
he's a variation of one of yours that i like: "it's late. you'll do."
and you wonder why you're still single :)
haha so i got a funny one, i'm at this diner with a couple friends and the guy sitting next to me steals my cell when i'm not looking, and puts it in his pocket... a couple minutes later, i'm like "hm.. where is my cell?" and hes all "here, gimme your number and i'll call it" haha how smooth was that one? of corse then i hear my cell ringing in his pocket and was like "uh.. ok freak... please move your seat" LOL
slickster
thats a good one! haha
yea... it was clever... of course, i totally didn't pick up when he called LOL but it was a good try
If you ever watched "The Fresh Prince", like me you've heard Will Smith say the corniest lines to women like Nia Long, Jamsmin Guy, Lark V., Tyra Banks and etc, My nominee for THE WORST is:
"Did it hurt?...(when?)... When you fell from heaven baby!"
After a surf session my friend and i were walking about town to get smoothies. Well it got too packed so i waited for her outside & was enjoying my smoothie. Anyway this guy comes running up to me and i'm just looking at him likes he's a freak and then he asks "do you hear that" annoyed i say "What??" and he said "your body's calling for me" I just gave him this blank look and walked away
HAHAHA! thats it.. i'm yoinking this line... SO using this from now on!
LOL let me know how it goes! I was seriously cracking up!
i may not be fred flinstone , but i'll make your bedrock... yes yes just put your number right here on my booty
i'm not sure if this needs moderating or not. and if i were to moderate it i don't know how i'd go about doing it...so i'll just leave it alone.
wow, that's SUCH an R. Kelly line . . .
yeah it is and it was hilarious. its all in delivery
i don't know how many people know this (i hope very few), but my official user name is a derivative of an R. Kelly lyric i turned into a pickup line a while ago . . .
this one time a girl asked if i would get her a smoothie and i said, "i'm right here"
A couple of my faves....
If beauty was a crime, you'd be jailed for life.
Are you from Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten-I-see.
Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I was writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I think I've seen your picture somewhere....oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!!
how does this work, not that I would even need it but for future times, that perfume smells nice, my cousin wears it but it smells 10000x better on you.
umm...i'm not feeling it. maybe its the cousin reference. kinda sounds redneck.
what about, "a friend of mine"
what would your mother say if she knew you were asking for ways to improve your pick up lines????
Like I said, "not for now but for future refrences"
mentioning any other person in the pick-up line totally wrecks its corniness and such.
kiss me i'm irish....its classic and works every time
yup, works well for me too.....99.9% effective
what about that .1%?
that's when I tried it on you..hahahaha..j/k....no, that .01% are the fools that for some reason don't believe that I'm irish....dumbies
I'd try that, but I'm only one eighth Irish.
yo i'm not irish enough to use it, just like a quarter, does that count? Well i do have the name..
Dude, if you have the name of course you can use it. I tell people I'm Sicilian all the time even though I'm technically only an eighth Sicilian.
i tell people i'm mexican when i'm not even hispanic
i tell people you're a jackass and everyone agrees.
woah, woah, doesn't this count as a curse?
"kiss me, i'm irish" works because it's the same as saying "kiss me, I'm tanked!" (it's ok, i'm irish)
hahaha! know whats funny...in the new awake on pets..in the "upcoming articles" box...theres two they list..1-is on ireland..the 2nd is about over-drinking. hahah i thought that was so funny that the two are in the same issue.
clearly, you are jealous
hows this one? nice shoes wanna makeout? yea i tried it once and my jaw hurt for liek a week. lol (it was a dare)
did the girl really hit you???!!??
no, they made out for soooo long..his jaw hurt
ahahah! That's awesome..does this really happen?
haha he wishes....
hahahhaha
haha yes she did amnd i got the video to prove it
Are your parents retarded?
Cus you sure are special.
*make siren noises* That is the sound of the ambulance coming to get me because when I saw you my heart stopped!
haha for my girls tina and jahanna i know we all love this one...Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) *Point to arm and flex* To the gun show!
haha, but that's not a pickup line
sure it is. it's an ice breaker.
...and i think that's how tina picked me up.
"...y'all know that gold is gettin' old..da ice in mah teeth keep the crystal COLD.."..hahaha...utter foolishness, I love it
can i say, i used that line, and it works. just make sure you are not bryan drummond.
if by bryan drummond, you mean me, then you must be uninformed....these guns are SERIOUS...I could take you out w/out even breakin a sweat phool
hey, wait...we need some toothpicks...someone, go and rip bryan's arms out of their sockets..
(we wouldn't really do that. i mean, what kind of sicko would want another person's arms? I'm just using this illustration to make a point. I learned that from the new Ministry School Guidebook.)
this is ALL muscle son!!....next time I see you it's over, I'm'a go Mike Tyson on you
hha guns bryan try potato guns lol
hahaha...i love those lame jokes.
I'm hott..you're hott..let's have relations.
haha....I'm typing that one up printing it out & keeping it in my wallet
It should be very helpful for getting that bassist to become your love.
youuu darn tootin, that's who I'm using it on.....hopefully she wont find my stalking her as a turn off
Worst pick up line ever is...
Hey Baby Do You Charge By The Hour?
I have actually heard that one...
Im still trying to figure out what
he was trying to pick up besides my fist
the manboobs line usually works for me.
Wanna make out?
with you?
haha do i even know you?
yes you do
This is Ben Butler..this is the Ben who you met at The Hulk that time. I figured it out after I saw you guys the other night.
haha i figured it out all by myself! and when i saw him saturday i yelled "I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU" haha
I really don't know him, or I have never been properly introduced to him. I do know who he is though (how creepy does that sound?), so he isn't the boy I date.
Was he terrified of you? I think I would have been if I were he and a pagan-girl ran up to me saying she had just been talking about me.
he claims he wasn't scared... but i know he was, beings as i am such a scarey pagan person and all
ahhh it all makes sense now.
i lost my phone number, can i have yours?
i dared my sis jackie to go up to some guy she was checking out and say it to him. i dared her for $50 and she still wouldn't do it. man, i would do it for $5
i would go up to some guy and say it for 50 bucks and i am a guy!(not that i would call him but...)
that is assuming he gave you his number instead of punching you in the face...
very true but for 50 dollars it would be worth a try
if jackie came up to me and told me i was hot, i would be impressed
Don't worry...She WOULDN'T come up to you and say that :) (nbl Dan...nbl)
hahaha you found a two month old thread...i love it
I didn't just find it, but sometimes when I see too many new comments, I don't actually like opening the thread and reading it. So I just decided to do it this morning since I didn't feel like doing any real work. now SHUSH
if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put YOU and ME together
holy moly! it's "U" and "I" you're killing me here!
I'm WINNING!
Thats because you are so pathetic that just saying you name is the worst pick up line ever
ha, i sense some jealousy. it's okay. not everybody can be an all-star AND sexy like me.
oh yes i am so jealous i wish i could make girls turn and run screaming like you can
whatever, i'm winning.
but your winning in the losing catigory
ouch he just said ur mom...
Do you want to go have some soy pizza with me?
i say that!!! HAHAH!
You also say, "Hey do you have a boyfried? You do? GREAT! Would you like to go out for tacos sometime?"
Unfortunately you can not put CHEESE on it!!!
Is that really your face.. or are you just that ugly.
atta boy, way to make the ladies swoon.
so do i win worst pick up line or what
aiight heres a couple really bad ones:
"Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat
me right, and I'll do it your way right away."
"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
"Do you sleep on your stomach?" (No, Why?) "Can I?"
(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
"So, you're a girl huh?"
"Is your last name Gillete?" (No, why?) "Cause baby you're the best a man can get!"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"
"Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"
"Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?"
"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."
"Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!"
hahah we had a literal school sponsored survery this morning that included some of these pick-up lines. so i went the day collecting some. tops:
are your friends terrorists?................cuz you're the bomb
do you make cambells chicken noodle soup?.........cuz you're hmmm hmm good!
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
I like that one. I might just use it
Your link doesn't work
here it is: http://linesthataregood.com/
oh yeah, and i'm supposed to put a warning: Not all of these are clean...so only read the clean ones
Thanks alot tinser... Im stumbled....
girl, did you use windex on those pants? because i can see my self in them.
woah, let's keep it clean buddy
Hi my name is Matt Kelly
HAHAHA...ouch thats gotta hurt.
haha, so funny and true,
also "Dave Belts just baptized, want a necklace?" doesn't work well either
hahahahah i love it.
Can I borrow a quarter? My mom told me to call when I met the man of my dreams.
Are you tired?, Well you should be because you have been running through my head all night!
"if i said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?"
i love this one! i was gonna post this. you beat me to it.
yeah, this one's great, so innocent.
also dont ever try ones that start out with a mirror being in your pocket, trust me, never works