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malibu malibuOG 2001

i love going to work. i spend about 7 hours making fun of everyone. and its not just me cuz the entire staff just sits around and mocks eachother. but waitresses are extremely dramatic. then they get upset and we wait a few hours and do it behind their backs and then start in again on the front. i cause trouble there. it's awesome. i only hate when i'm scheduled for all 3 weekend nites!!! (like this week) stinks so bad!!but trouble is fun.

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