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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

the ending was so stupid...the whole gollum struggle and all that crap.. horrible.. this is how it should have ended :

Frodo outstrectches his arm over the firey pits of mordor with the ring tightly clutched in his arm. As he's about to release this burden and become a hero for all eternity, the ring shines bright into frodos eyes.. and he's overcome with the rings last breathe for survival. his body encompassed with the evil... it body becomes still but he hears a whisper.. It's his gay lover SAM! sam yells out to frodo... " drop the ring mr.frodo .. drop the ring" ... and just in that moment frodo is bombarded with thoughts of sam, how sam was there for him.. how same so sweetly says " mr.frodo".. how if they are to survive.. they would marry.. kiss.. and adopt little hobbits. Frodo then empowers over the ring.. and slowly releases. BAM.. back at the shire.. frodo approaches sam and wants to talk about their future relationship.. but sam interupts him with news of his marriage to that chick that looks like she's 50. and frodo rages in an outbust and screams " what about all that 'mr.frodo' talk.. what about all those times you looked deep into my eyes on the rims or mordor.. i thought we had something special " .. .

"sorry mr.frodo.. i didn't know you were gay "
frodo storms off and goes to the gray havens.
the end.

perrin perrinOG 2004

Oh so this is what you would have done if you were frodo. Are you trying to tell us something here?

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