ok you all clearly missed my idea - or maybe i didn't make it apparent enough you all love weezer I GET IT i was kind of thinking "local witness band" but it can be any band, i guess

We don't want to discriminate and choose one local witness band over another- that's mean.

it's not mean. it's better. come on. show love.

Okay. In all seriousness I nominated Too Fat For Spandex. You can't say that it's not a real bad, I have two t-shirts for them and everything.