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ilikebirds Jan 13, 2004

death means his victims' relatives will now never know what drove him to kill their loved ones." umm i'm gonna go with ' what is insanity ' alex thanks. THe pure satisfication and pleasure of...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

why are you here then?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

to make the world nuder and get everyone to stop being serious

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

thai for president!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

if he gets elected can we get a day off for having a district convention? it should be called "Independece Day"

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

Maybe you should become his campaign manager and help him with his platform.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i think i will. my first act will be get him some lifts for his shoes. no presidential candidate should be under 5'2

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

Of course, he needs to be able to see over the podium. Thai, do you have to stand on a stool to give talks?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i bet he does a little dance instead of an introduction when giving talks. like a jig. for the little people.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

because an existentialist has to do, what an existentialist has to do.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

Do I get two points for that? After all, you did say the magic word twice.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

haha, sorry...one point a comment: but, you did just gain one point...making the magic score, toxicgirl: 4

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