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walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003

ummm, we surely don't HAVE to lift it to pee, but aiming is not always easy . . . so if we DON'T lift it, the next person in (heaven forbid it might be a girl) might be unpleasantly surprised by what they find on the seat. It's more of a courtesy than anything else.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah, come on... duh!

walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003

i know, i thought it was pretty obvious myself

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Well..why can't they have better aim? You guys have been doing it all your lives..you'd think you'd have it down by now!

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nudeOG 2004

it's not always about aim... sometime.. it decides to squirt crazy go nuts ... sometimes there's splashage... i mean come on .. it's not easy.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

well...sometimes we're just not paying attention...like..when we pee while on the phone...sometimes multitasking's just too difficult, something has to give

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Okay..so you're not allowed to call me anymore!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

we never do it while on the phone w/GIRLS!....at least, the gentlemen don't....haha

iwz iwz

yeah, seriously. there's always some sort of unintended spray/missing. it's like a firehose people, you just don't know where it's gonna start heading until you start going.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

for instance, the forked spray! initially uncontrollable!

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toxicgirlOG 2003

you will have your own bathroom

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

Wow. Eww. haha that's just.. eww

tinser tinserOG 2002

ugh...thats so gross

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dgiaimoOG 2003

It's also incredibly annoying when it happens.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i know. it's quite annoying.

tinser tinserOG 2002

ugh, stop, stop...i think people should be banned from discussing this EVER again

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Good... I concur here I am reading this and squirming all over the place, very INTERESTING.

malibu malibuOG 2001

i have one for the guys:
why do brother never button the third button on their meeting jackets?
always buttoning the first two when they get up to do a part but never the last one. why?

perrin perrinOG 2004

That's the way suits are supposed to be worn. If you button the bottom button it bunches up when you sit down. It's mainly for that reason that we don't button the bottom. When brothers get on the platform some I know do button them up then unbutton them when they get off.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

You have your jacket buttoned when you sit???

To answer your question, I don't know, I just did it cause that's how every other guy I saw wore their jackets. I only button the top button while I'm walking around, unbutton it when I sit. I didn't have a father to tell me the right way or not.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO. In fashion men are only supposed to have the middle button of their jacket buttoned. But since many people don't like the way it looks they don't, they button the top two..

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