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skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

Why can't girls just pee standing up?

You have all tried, at some point or another. just do it. life goes on. (also, i heard gwen stefani can do it with no problems.)

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

uh, i can only speak for myself when i say that i have NEVER tried... haha it is impossible to do and gwen stefani can do many things thta normal girls just simply can't do...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

yea that's a really really weird question

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Yeah, we are supposed to sit, that's why it's a toilet seat. And I would like to take the time to clear up the misconception that "all have tried"-I sure as heck haven't.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hey. we stand. it's great.never have to deal with a cold seat. i love it. we can easily go outside when camping

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

because Jehovah didn't make us like that.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

there is also the likelihood of spray. have you ever SEEN a public women's bathroom. there is also a very good chance of peeing on yourself or clothes. girls have even less control than guys

specialk specialkOG 2003

Maybe for the same reason that boy dogs lift their legs to pee, and girl dogs squat to pee.....Hmmmmmm.......

iwz iwz

Girls. You must read this to liberate yourselves. PG-13

http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html

specialk specialkOG 2003

LOL! That's funny. But, I figure the original way has been working for over 23 years, why change now?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

ok that was just disturbing...

tinser tinserOG 2002

ick, totally disgusting...thats not normal!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

ian, how on EARTH did you find that

I have learned WAAAY too much about everyone from this thread

iwz iwz

haha i dunno.. i just remembered the site from like 1996 or something. i think i saw it from some other website back in the day

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

oh. my. goodness.

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dgiaimoOG 2003

Is that site meant as a joke?

iwz iwz

i thought that for a while, but i think it's legit. they even sell some "aparatus" to help the procedure

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dgiaimoOG 2003

Yeah. That's somewhat disturbing.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

while at the same time intriguing.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Well that's the most interesting thing I've ever read and I have no desire to EVER try that.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

all you girls are wusses! if someone shared with me, an alternative peeing method, i'd try it.

iwz iwz

hey, check out this tube and this bag...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

cath-a WHAT?? that goes WHERE?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

yowza! i'd hate that! it'd take 5 male nurses to hold me down.

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brotherferrisOG 2004

Brother Zabel, I think we need to talk...

iwz iwz

haha dude, so wrong

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

this has GOT to be the funniest thing i have EVER seen, aww man...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

WHAT THE He...ok, i'm not at all bothered by any of this, in fact i think it's pretty darn funny..but i'm kinda surprised that this was elaborated on so, fully..lol....one has to wonder if there's any ezabel chicks that are actually attempting this now out of curiosity

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, this is still incredibly disgusting

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

hahahaha..."you have all tried it"...lol..is where d'you get this "fact"?...

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