you know whats wrong with you ... ? Your name is crab cakes.. it's just not appealing. change your name.. then you'll be ok.
Yeah, maybe you can use something lame like "i like crabs"
no thats not a good idea " crabs" spoken like the way you "SPOKE IT" has a connotation as if you're speaking of the VD... and well who wants that...
Yeah, I thought of that but didn't know if anyone would catch it... wait, no... that didn't come out right... I mean... nevermind