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skaorsk8 Jan 14, 2004

Why can't girls just pee standing up? You have all tried, at some point or another. just do it. life goes on. (also, i heard gwen stefani can do it with no problems.)

specialk specialkOG 2003

Maybe for the same reason that boy dogs lift their legs to pee, and girl dogs squat to pee.....Hmmmmmm.......

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