walkngplaygrnd
Jan 14, 2004
being almost 30 and single ain't that bad . . . okay it is . . . but i resent that whole "expiration date" thing . . .
dude, i can totally set you up with a sister in my hall..ok, so shes collecting social security..but...when youre 70 or older, youre allowed to say anything to anyone, sleep as much as you want, get one of those awesome pride jazzy scooters, and no one says anything if you show up with blue hair. its cake.
and you can steal! "i was confused"
"swarm, swarm!"
seinfeld!
such a great episode. it was on last night. "This book has been flagged. It's been in the bathroom."
"can you spare a square?"