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walkngplaygrnd Jan 14, 2004

being almost 30 and single ain't that bad . . . okay it is . . . but i resent that whole "expiration date" thing . . .

guilderbellsuck Jan 14, 2004

you should come to my hall. They have lots of older single girls no one wants like Danny hahaha.

specialk Jan 14, 2004

There's lots of single girls at my hall, but a lot of them are 19, 20, or 21. All the older ones are married.

thewalkhome thewalkhomeOG 2003

dude, i can totally set you up with a sister in my hall..ok, so shes collecting social security..but...when youre 70 or older, youre allowed to say anything to anyone, sleep as much as you want, get one of those awesome pride jazzy scooters, and no one says anything if you show up with blue hair. its cake.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

and you can steal! "i was confused"

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

"swarm, swarm!"

iwz iwz

seinfeld!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

such a great episode. it was on last night. "This book has been flagged. It's been in the bathroom."

thewalkhome thewalkhomeOG 2003

"can you spare a square?"

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