I love hearing these storys, My sister has soem really funny ones, one that comes to mind that happened to me was when i worked in teh city, me and my boss got along so well, really good friends, and always said how cute i as and yada yada, never ever thought anything of it, he was married and loved his wife, i just would laugh at it, so anyway he has a apt in NY and a house in NJ, he had pc's in both places that needed work (i was a tech back then), so I worked on the one at his house, no prob fixed, and it was just me and him at his house,, then we go to his apt in nyc like a couple weeks later, and i had leather pants on , and he was like can i feel those leather pants, i cant beleive your wearing leather pants to work are you crazy, yada yada, and saying some stuff in between, that ya dont need to hear, i still didnt think much , i was like yeah yeah, yada yad, workin on the pc, so were gettin ready to go and he says can i feel your leather pants, and stupid me, im like, okay, and he goes to reach for my but, as im lifting up my knee so he can feel the leather, STUPID ME, so as he's going for my but im like, what NO, and he goes oh oh, and that was the end of that,, it was strange, but he constantly was telling me all kinds of CRAZY stuff, that prior to this i just laughed at , cause i had the mentality dude your like 40 and im like 19,and your way short, seriuosly,, but thats me story