Macking at work
First off, I just want to say that I don't mack. But, I can't keep patients from doing it. Today I was subbing for a hygienist in a new office. My last patient was a 26/27 year old civil engineer. Kinda nerdy and shy at first, but very nice dude. I am extremely talkative with my patients and I just chatter away and answer anybody's questions about my hobbies or where I grow up etc. Not a big deal. But then I realized that this dude was trying to get the basic info on me...and it kinda creeped me out that while I was cleaning his teeth he was looking into my eyes. The Dentist came into the room for the final check. He said to my patient, "Hey did your brother get married? Are you looking to find a girl and get married now?" He was like, "yeah I am now." I was like oh snap! After that, I didn't talk to him and I kept busy by cleaning my room. There is something wrong with ppl who check out girls in unbecoming scrubs.
Of course, this isn't nearly as bad as the macking I was subject to at the pharmacy I worked at (pharmacists are nasty gross guys-especially the single ones).
Who else gets macked to at work?
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so this guy at my work got in a car accident and messed up his back. (he's a bartender) and he asked for a massage so i told somebody else to do it and they did. then a waitress told him to take a perkaset with a beer when he went home and he said no it's okay because julia's coming home with me to massage my back while i'm in bed. the waitress laughed and walked away. he looks at me, "why is that funny?" oh no reason, considering how i'm underage and it would be illegal. so then he walks over to me and is like, "if it was legal would you go out with me?" I just told him, "Sorry that question is illegal and i can't answer it."
I had someone ask me to reconsider getting married, cause some women in my company thought i was cute... why this would have changed my decision... i dont know, but i still thought it was amusing.
you shoulda said "for the right price, i'll cancle the marriage.."..then take the $$..and get married anyway
put that money towards the wedding.
or towards getting some nicer clothes for mike
so are you saying that I dont have good clothes?
yes, I think that's what he means....not that I agree or anything...i undress you w/my eyes everytime i see you, so, in my mind you don't wear clothes to begin with
For those who don't know me, Classic is a male. Let first get that established. I work a "inside sales" position. I do pretty good at the sales thing(I guess from our TMS school training). We frequently have new training class in, therfore management usually ask me to schedule some time with the new recruits. My first story I would like to report is about Kabir. Kabir would profess his Hindu Philosophy occasionally, so I took several opportunities to give a wittness. I guess from spending time sharing the truth with Kabir, he got the wrong idea. One day Kabir asked me for some assistance with his PC or something. While i'm leaning over his desk analyzing the problem, I feel a hand massaging my butt... I was completly in shock. He caught me totally off guard. I couldn't move. The fellow co-workers saw this, and were like "Kabir, what is wrong with you"... He eased up to his desk with an endearing smile on his face. It took a lot of patience, I guess on my part to just go back to my desk and think the situation through. If you're a guy, can you imagine my thoughts? We'll instead of handling it the wrong way, and us both possibly getting fired, I went to Personel. Zero Tolerance! Kabir got fired! I still felt totally macked and punked, but with the help of my loving wife, I was able to recover. lol
WHOA. Um, you win. This is the worst "macking at work story." I was asked on a date to a pool hall by a girl I worked with but that was the extent of it. Thank goodness. I feel all gross just reading your story.
I'm sorry that you had to go through that. I don't understand people, why do they think that just because your nice to them that they can try and jump in your pants? Asking you on a date perhaps..but that? So creepy.
I guess i'm just a target. We have a new class in, which started last week. This guy named Michael is in it. He's about 40, and I see that he is the one who i have to watch "my back" for this time. I didn't even expect him to be ghey until yesterday. He came over to my desk, and thanked me for a sales tip I offered him. He then shook my hand. But this wasn't your ordinary hand-shake. To enhance his message, he ended the hand-shake with the most passionate wink anyone has ever given me. It was soo ghey! I didn't even suspect him before that. Noadays it's kinda difficult to tell being that so many has accepted that lifstyle. A co-worker pointed out that he wears a ring(right hand of course), so hopefully he'll leave me alone!
YUCK! Especially married men! I worked at this one company that this one married man wanted to hook up so bad. One time he literally cornered me in the copy room and wanted to kiss me. He kept trying as i was trying to get away. I started laughing, I know I shouldn't have, but it was just SO unreal. I kept thinking "where's the camera" it was so like a movie scene or something. I was tripping over boxes etc to get away from him. It was just SO unreal! I was SO nauseated after that! The harrassment!
What about guys with kids??? I used to work for Merck. There was this dude who worked with me. He was 30 and had a 12 yr old daughter (I was only 20, mind you). He would walk around to find me and then stare me up and down at a distance-making sure I saw him. One day I walked by him and he said I had a body like Xena Warrior Princess (so pathetic, I laughed so hard). He would walk past me and leave me a post-it note with nasty stuff that I can't repeat. A couple months later he hooked up with a pharmacy intern. We lovingly called her "t-bone", that nasty thing always had prodigious ammounts of her thong showing.
I want to carry scissors around and when I see people's thongs hanging out..cut them.
that would be an alarming feeling
THIS is disturbing and hilarious all at once. i would have forwarded those nasty notes to his daughter.
He wasn't the only one. Pharmacies employ a large number of desperate old dudes.
u have ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MONEY you could of gotten?!?!..that's sexual harrassment, no other way to define it...you have to start taking advantage of lives oppurtunities..next time some horney middle aged dude hits on you, take it to court, drain'm for all he's worth...and give me 35% for giving you the idea
That would be GREAT and sounds good on paper, but once you do that you are SO banned, as in "black-listed" and hopes of getting into a good company are SO slim. Remember this world is SICK and it's all who you know and what you do with it! SO sad.
yeah..but..if you get a couple million from the court case, then you won't have to ever look for job again..espeially if you manage your money right - invest it & stuff
What's worse is while they're flirting with you trying to get "down your pants" so to speak, they're proudly wearing their wedding band while their wives are at home loving them thinking they are SO loyal. Makes me sick!
I love hearing these storys, My sister has soem really funny ones, one that comes to mind that happened to me was when i worked in teh city, me and my boss got along so well, really good friends, and always said how cute i as and yada yada, never ever thought anything of it, he was married and loved his wife, i just would laugh at it, so anyway he has a apt in NY and a house in NJ, he had pc's in both places that needed work (i was a tech back then), so I worked on the one at his house, no prob fixed, and it was just me and him at his house,, then we go to his apt in nyc like a couple weeks later, and i had leather pants on , and he was like can i feel those leather pants, i cant beleive your wearing leather pants to work are you crazy, yada yada, and saying some stuff in between, that ya dont need to hear, i still didnt think much , i was like yeah yeah, yada yad, workin on the pc, so were gettin ready to go and he says can i feel your leather pants, and stupid me, im like, okay, and he goes to reach for my but, as im lifting up my knee so he can feel the leather, STUPID ME, so as he's going for my but im like, what NO, and he goes oh oh, and that was the end of that,, it was strange, but he constantly was telling me all kinds of CRAZY stuff, that prior to this i just laughed at , cause i had the mentality dude your like 40 and im like 19,and your way short, seriuosly,, but thats me story
Gross. Men who hit on girls young enough to be their daughter are nasty.
Hahahahaha DUUUDE Glen did that?!??!?!? hahahahahahah hey listen, when i worked at 4Sure, one time i wore my red suede pants and this one GIRL yes GIRL i guess liked the pants and she goes "ooooh look at you!" and rubbed my butt. yes. Butt. Thanks. Reaf, it was Jamie.. i think her name was Jamie. Blond chick.
hey..umm..I just hit the post a comment button, by mistake, and, I don't remember what forum or thread I'm in..hahaha
in the back of the restaurant where i work there is this one spanish guy named randall. no last name. just randall. none of them know that i understand spanish and know what they say about me. none of it needs to be repeated.
but the first example comes to mind is when he asked if i was tired and i said yes and he was like, "oh i give you back massage if you want." but it was just very creepy so of course i said no and ran away. but i get satisfaction that i know what they're saying and they don't know it. think i'm stupid and can't speak another language. nope. you're wrong. hahaha.
when i worked at a restaurant (3 shifts at fridays), everyone was so touchy feely. everytime i bent over to set a table i got a smack.
My sister worked at Fridays for a looong time and I wasn't allowed to because of the touchy feeliness.
is it only there??
Mmm..no but she said it was always extremely bad there. I guess because a LOT of people go there for the bar so even if it's just not employees it's all the customers too.
yeah everyone was drunk all the time
i think this is at every restaurant. it's amazing how much love goes on. presents all the time and awesome food all the time. discussions on sex and crazy stuff goes on all the time. and all the guys there get such lovin that there is no need for a girlfriend or wife.
it's because food is sexy lol
its true. where do people go on dates? out to eat!
thank goodness i'm fat ugly and not that cool, i don't have this problem. Whew!
I do...by all of the horny sales guys.
I'll never forget her, Sarah Bido(at least I think that's how u spell her name) this amazingly cute, short haired girl I worked w/@ my first job @ baskin robbins(HEY!!..I WAS LIKE 15)...the scheduling was pretty flexible & the boss kinda let you pick whatever shift you want as long as it still met his interests, and after like a month of working there I started to notice that "mysteriously", she ended up working just about every shift I would work...I brushed off the thought of her possibly doing it on purpose until I realized that we got along WAY too well, & she was always super flirty..so..one day, she invites me to a party some kid @ her school was having...."sigh"..I SAID YES!!..she was sooo cute, I just like freakin buckled in..but, while saying it was devising a plan to get out of it, although I wanted to go, I had no intention...so, I didn't go...& then I see her @ work that next monday, & she's avoiding me...& it's like all awkward & stuff, so I make no attempt to talk to her either...& then, while we're closing she's like "is something wrong w/me?..I thought you liked me, I don't get it..why didn't you show up?..I told you that guy that always comes by here is NOT my b/f!!!"...& I told her I had previous plans & had forgot...haha..w/all the jobs I've had, there's a few other examples, but, this one comes to mind cause I just bumped into her like a month ago @ the same mall that the baskin robbins is @
i used to work at baskin robbins too! i loved it!
i do, by the receptionist who is a polish midget (she is kinda nice, though)
i used to .. but not anymore. i was sexually harassed. that was fun