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ilikebirds Aug 8, 2002

Yea i was shopping for a suit in woodbridge and suddenly all i hear is " WHOA WHOA WHOA LIKE WHOA " I turn around and see this dude running Arnold in RUNNING MAN... and BLASts off into the macys.....

goldmine Aug 8, 2002

oh I get it, sacrafice the white guy. and what did you expect him to do with this poor unsuspecting cracker?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

he was a cannibal. i think i left that out of my story.. but while running he kept saying i like human meat.

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