Big Trouble in Little Rockaway
by So today, me and katie were in the mall shopping, and we were standing at a store and we saw a guy start screaming about something. I looked outside and i see this guy running to the doors with a TON of people chasing him. And all the time he was yelling, "YOOOOOO, DAT AINT MINE!!!!". I walk outside to see them grab the guy and shove him to the ground. And by which time there were like 3 cop cars infront. I walked back in cause i wanted to tell katie. So we walked outside and i see him chillin the cop car all looking scared. It has got to be the funniest thing i ever seen. I just thought i would tell you guys about it. So that was my fun day at the mall, has anyone else have some fun mall stories?!?!
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i've seen my average share of drug busts and stealing at the mall...but the funniset thing was when this little boy took a huge handful of chicken off the sample tray in front of the chinese restrurant and ran for his life...i was hysterical!
one time i was at the mall, and it was so crowded, i LEFT! and i never went back! i hate malls.
when i was about 13 or so i was at the mall with some family walking out of macy's into the parking lot, and some guy yelled and then ran right past us with a gun in his hand. he disappeared around a corner. a few seconds later, a coupla security guards came following. kinda weird.
the only weirdness i saw in the mall were about 6 kids chained themselves to the poll outside of macys...b/c macys was having a big leather/fur sale...so they were doing it for animal rights....it was quite interesting.
theres this one fur store by me and these protestors used to go there sometimes and knock down this display case and hold up their signs and all yelling and stuff
why are they always whining about fur? they seem to have no problem with leather.
thats cause cows go M00!
question is.. who wears fur anyway... it just doesn't appeal to me.. nor does a woman who wears fur.. it's just so big and poofy. whats the point. like if was going to a pimp festival in las vegas.. yea i fur suit and coat would be appropriate. but otherwise... why ?
Yea i was shopping for a suit in woodbridge and suddenly all i hear is " WHOA WHOA WHOA LIKE WHOA " I turn around and see this dude running Arnold in RUNNING MAN... and BLASts off into the macys... and there are about 5 people chasing after him. Then 10 minutes later i see this poor fella all handcuffed and pulled back... i felt bad.. i wanted to feed him or something. maybe give him a cracker.
hahaha... this guy it was soo funny.. he LOOKED like the little guy that used to be with Kid Rock... Joey D or whatever... he looked JUST like him, but a it taller... just a little bit
oh I get it, sacrafice the white guy. and what did you expect him to do with this poor unsuspecting cracker?
he was a cannibal. i think i left that out of my story.. but while running he kept saying i like human meat.
one time i was in the mall and i farted
yea that wasn't cool man.. i was right behind all close.. i felt the air as it passed through your jeans onto my neck. ugh
yea that was pretty crazy, sorry dude next time you should stand back further... did i send you flying into the wall too?
one time while i was shopping in a store there was this black woman who just took her whole shirt off and started to breast feed one of her children. the worst part is that she helping to pick out a shirt for her 10 year old son. nasty.
oh, so you've met my mom?
awww.... thats terrible!!!
ya the things that you will see in washington.
i really like te title of this journal
when I worked at CVS in the Rockaway Mall, I was Vice President In Charge of Refuse Disposal and Box-Crushing. It was mind-numbing. I had to load up these 8 foot long carts that were skinny, open in the middle and had big handles at both ends. and wheels underneath
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kinda looked like that.
anyway, I used to ride it like a very oversized skateboard at night through the middle of the mall, down the center ramp (for wheelchairs) it was a lot of fun.
one time me and heather were at the mall and we were walking by the food court and there was this group of guys maybe 13 or so. so one comes running up to heather and goes, "do you know what that kid just said about you? he and i both really like your butt!" i didn't remember this incident but i was just reading through my old journal and found this. humphhh. just a thought.